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that ride thrilled the bejesus out of me when i was wee fuflans.

now the johnny depp likeness thrills the bejesus out of me.

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It's always about the Ho's, innit?

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Unless it is the Crimson Permanent Assurance, sailing the vast Accountancy....

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No one has time for that junk. Most folks think I have a refined sense of tack.

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What a jibe, ho.

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Did you hear they are making a Pirates of the Caribbean Four?

It's rated "Aarrrrrggghh."

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If those 2 are the pirates I don't want to be saved!

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clearly we have to invade them now.

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Now, Iran will be coming over, expecting us to loan them the lawnmower or a cup of enriched uranium.

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the pirates wouldn't survive.

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you see? this is what happens when you joke around about an outbreak of peace and understanding.

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How man Iranians does it take to blow up a pirate? Ahhh, frigate.

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