We are getting late word tonight that Netflix Streaming is totally not working along much of the East Coast, due to terrorism (Hurricane Irene). Former Wonkette special guest editor Jason Linkins reports that it's broken in D.C., at least on his Twitter friend's teevee somewhere.
Oh he does. No EPA no FEMA no NOAA no schools for shelter no Coast Guard and no Planned Parent hood for the extra sexing. God wanted to fuck things up so Ron Paul is not going to get in his way. Like in the 1900's. As long as guns and embryos are safe.
Every thing down here is fine too. A few leaves on the sidewalk. Walked the dog and I'm happy to report that the corner stores on 3rd and 4th on 2nd are doing business. My elevator is back on but the intercom is shorted out. Other than that it's over. Lizzie, I bought a couple of nice dry sausages and some sealed Asiago. Much nicer. As for Mr Plummer he cries too when he sees that scene.
And congratulations on your new job. Remember no stabby sharp pencils left laying around and stay out of arms reach. Yes, I've been to Idaho. Bullet proof vest is not a bad fashion choice either.
Well friends, it&#039;s been a blast. We really liveblogged the shit out of ol&#039; Irene! But now that I&#039;ve finished off the last of the free hooch so generously provided by [insert employer&#039;s name here] I feel it&#039;s time to whip out the iPad, climb into bed, and play multiple games of <i>words with friends</i> at once, all while listening to hell being unleashed outside my window.
apparently people in brooklyn are still making jokes about it.
Or drops house on witch and steals her shoes.
Besides.... Oh, okay what?
I thought you were asking about the neighbors.
That cunt! God bless.
Sex in the rain is pretty good as long as you don&#039;t get hit by flying patio furniture.
Oh he does. No EPA no FEMA no NOAA no schools for shelter no Coast Guard and no Planned Parent hood for the extra sexing. God wanted to fuck things up so Ron Paul is not going to get in his way. Like in the 1900&#039;s. As long as guns and embryos are safe.
Every thing down here is fine too. A few leaves on the sidewalk. Walked the dog and I&#039;m happy to report that the corner stores on 3rd and 4th on 2nd are doing business. My elevator is back on but the intercom is shorted out. Other than that it&#039;s over. Lizzie, I bought a couple of nice dry sausages and some sealed Asiago. Much nicer. As for Mr Plummer he cries too when he sees that scene.
See that&#039;s the trouble with putting eye candy in charge of reporting the news, we never hear a word they say.
He was talking about looting by the poorz, which is illegal.
Look at the bright side: it&#039;s rain that didn&#039;t fall in Texas.
Well, to be fair, it IS the storm of the century, so far. It remains to be seen what the climate change hoax will hit us with over the next 89 years.
(You know it&#039;s a dastardly plot when the planet itself is in on the scheme: Nature is helping the scientists to get more grant money!)
I can manage that. Thank you!
And congratulations on your new job. Remember no stabby sharp pencils left laying around and stay out of arms reach. Yes, I&#039;ve been to Idaho. Bullet proof vest is not a bad fashion choice either.
Well friends, it&#039;s been a blast. We really liveblogged the shit out of ol&#039; Irene! But now that I&#039;ve finished off the last of the free hooch so generously provided by [insert employer&#039;s name here] I feel it&#039;s time to whip out the iPad, climb into bed, and play multiple games of <i>words with friends</i> at once, all while listening to hell being unleashed outside my window.
Nitey-nite!
Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
hurricans is nothing to you amirite