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No wonder there was a sharp escalation in both number and severity of lies

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Spy for Putin. Her father (who just became a U.S. citizen while brown kids languish in cages on the border) was a high muckty-muck in the Communist party in Slovenia

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Trump is not personally affected.

Well, he wasn't until Trump Crime Family plane was GROUNDED at LaGuardia.

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And go long on tumbrel futures

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Yeah, but who on the French General Staff would have thought that the Germans would invade France again using the same roads?

I mean, what are the odds?

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Well, he can always get his sidekick Nunes to go with https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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"Will I be allowed a personal assistant in prison?"

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I glanced up at the TV while doing my cardio and saw that the San Diego Chargers, who used to be the team I sort of rooted for in th 80's under Air Corryel and Dan Fouts, had moved to Santa Monica or wherever the Hell.

I was more upset at the crunch machine being down for repair

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Don't worry, Cucker, in prison they serve food just like Mama's home cookin" https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Or eat less

of everything

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So, here I am this afternoon, finally getting my waaay too long hair cut (the woman said it had been since MAY! since I had been there. Yikes) And the stupid, unoffensive pop radio station on in the background comes to a break and the plastic Barbie who has worked there for like 70 years starts talking and says that Trump is on TV saying the shutdown is over. Which in context is reasonable since we have a huge Air Force Base here. So I'm back in my car and on my way to the grocery and scanning through the radio when I hear Cheeto Hitler's voice prattling on about "800,000 cases in immigration court and blah. blah." Ain't nobody got time for that.

He's finished. Nancy broke him. I predict he's gonna end up with something like the deal Nancy & Chuck laid out for him on day 1. Everytime one of those GOP Senators or WH people start talking about "5 bill", she's gonna say "1.6 for all of DHS. Period."

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The F.A.A. said it was slowing traffic in and out of the airports because of staffing problems at two of its air-traffic control facilities on the East Coast, one near Washington and one in Jacksonville, Fla. Those facilities manage air traffic at high altitudes. The agency said there had been a slight increase in the number of controllers calling in sick at those facilities on Friday morning.This is why you want redundancy in your system. Which, of course, increases the cost. You don't want it running at 100% capacity, 90, maybe, I don't know.Also, too, it reminds me of a lot of things about being in a wheelchair. One link in the chain, and you can't go over the style at get home tonight.

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Yes. Perhaps I wont try and contact the managers over the weekend...

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Simpsons, also, too.

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