Is Barack Obama A Secret Australian From The 1950s?
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Assuming the president is evenhuman,can anybody verify from which woman's birth canal he sprang, and where, and when? The answer is no, until Barack Obama produces 1) a valid long-form birth certificate with coffee stains to make it look "real" and also 2) a 47-year-old mucus plug. (Note: do not Google "mucus plug" until after lunch.) But in lieu of this evidence, we are left to wonder whether Barack Obama was born in Kenya at all if somebody dug up a birth certificate from South Australia that looks SUSPICIOUSLY like his Kenyan one.
Is Barack Obama A Secret Australian From The 1950s?
Is Barack Obama A Secret Australian From The…
Is Barack Obama A Secret Australian From The 1950s?
Assuming the president is evenhuman,can anybody verify from which woman's birth canal he sprang, and where, and when? The answer is no, until Barack Obama produces 1) a valid long-form birth certificate with coffee stains to make it look "real" and also 2) a 47-year-old mucus plug. (Note: do not Google "mucus plug" until after lunch.) But in lieu of this evidence, we are left to wonder whether Barack Obama was born in Kenya at all if somebody dug up a birth certificate from South Australia that looks SUSPICIOUSLY like his Kenyan one.