Your book reviewer was hoping to dig into the new collection of Bruce Chatwin’s letters sometime soon, but then we remembered our Wonkette responsibilities, i.e. to finish what we started last week and continue to describe the ways and wonders of Deconstructing Obama: The Life, Loves, and Letters of America’s First Postmodern President
So he's really President Barack Hendrix. That would explain his playing air guitar instead of hand-on-heart during the national anthem. Also explains use of "'scuse me while I kiss this guy" DADT policy.
And of course Hendrix was also secret Muslim. Just listen to &quot;If 6 was 9&quot; sheeple. Anyway it&#039;s all explained in my upcoming book: <em>&quot;Deconstructing Hendrix: The Lyrics of America&rsquo;s First Black Guitarist&quot;. </em>
Your own link proves you&#039;re slandering the man even worse than is deserved.
&quot;In September 2002 Greene was forced to resign from his newspaper column after admitting to an extramarital sexual relationship 14 years earlier with a high school student. ... The young woman with whom Greene had a relationship was 17, legal age in Illinois, and had graduated from high school in the months between their first meeting and his invitation to take her out to dinner.&quot;
Maybe it&#039;s a drink like Sex on the Beach or Screaming Orgasim made with Rebel Yell.
Just a guess...
So he&#039;s really President Barack Hendrix. That would explain his playing air guitar instead of hand-on-heart during the national anthem. Also explains use of &quot;&#039;scuse me while I kiss this guy&quot; DADT policy.
And of course Hendrix was also secret Muslim. Just listen to &quot;If 6 was 9&quot; sheeple. Anyway it&#039;s all explained in my upcoming book: <em>&quot;Deconstructing Hendrix: The Lyrics of America&rsquo;s First Black Guitarist&quot;. </em>
Marcy Moore - the poor man&#039;s Betty Page.
Don&#039;t be shy about popping over to Amazon and letting folks know what you think about this book...
Wins the afternoon!
Your own link proves you&#039;re slandering the man even worse than is deserved.
&quot;In September 2002 Greene was forced to resign from his newspaper column after admitting to an extramarital sexual relationship 14 years earlier with a high school student. ... The young woman with whom Greene had a relationship was 17, legal age in Illinois, and had graduated from high school in the months between their first meeting and his invitation to take her out to dinner.&quot;