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Yes, his evil twin

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'Gin Blossom' Kavanaugh is the evil twin of W.C.Fields.

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“BOB” is also a very close friend of many, many hussies!

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Everyone knows "Bob" is a good inter dimensional being. PICK ANOTHER NAME ;P

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I thought it was beware the one-legged man.

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Thanks to Ed Whelan we now know that it maaay have been (but demonstrably wasn't) some OTHER kid, who is now a MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER. So ... a bunch of middle school students owe a major debt of gratitude to Ed Whelan for unPREcedented raw prank material

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Thanks very much for the evil earworm.

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This comment prompted some uncomfortable self-reflection that led to buying Sex For Dummies on my Kindle

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Is this like Marco and Mario Dane?

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I got yer evil doppelganger right here! https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Could it have been Barty McFlyvanaugh Jr, accidentally sent back in time while trying to escape a bunch of murderous #MeToo terrorists and looking amazingly like his father at his age?

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They perfected a sub-routine called "pervy white guy"... its actually self-replicating, just add beer.

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Also very illustrative of Trump's self-image issues. Every time Sally Fields's character needs an emotional pick-me-up she and Whoopi head to the nearest mall, where Whoopi fakes the shock of recognition, saying in a crowd "OMG – it's Celeste Talbert!" All the shopfraus rush Sally for autographs.

Pretty much like Yeti Pubes and his need for a goober rally fix when he's had a run of bad press.

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And, given the high regard in which Kavanaugh has been held throughout his life, including during high school...For his part, Judge has written in a memoir that he was an ubiquitous presence at alcohol-drenched parties during high school.

These two things were written by the same person? In the same article? Oooookay then...

Also, too, he was in the rapey fraternity at college, so "high regard" indeed.

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Amazing how they were able to perfectly duplicate his attitudes.

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Kathleen's razor isn't quite as sharp as Occam's.

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