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honey the monster's avatar

Lance can go fuck himself. Shitbags like that will vote for the next fascist that comes along, given the opportunity and learn nothing.

Are there no labor camps?

Jen Is Not It's avatar

Jesus fuck that three time voter makes me so mad. He failed his first term! There was no excuse at all to vote for him 2 more times! But you did because you were not personally harmed. And now you are and you are trying to pretend your fucking 2nd and 3rd votes were just because of his promises? Instead of his bigotry? Fuck you you fucking fuck

Aaron Ebeling's avatar

No. Being an Israel supporting evangelical does all of the heavy lifting there.

eddi-SABH's avatar

The GOP is having a crisis of Trumpian proportions.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Not to worry -- people called Don-Don a Syphilitic Rapist Felon Failure Poopy-head and he got elected. Again.

Chris's avatar

Great how that quote from the idiot is entirely, "he didn't do anything to help me, and he's not hurting the people I want him to hurt fast enough!"

Sure must be nice to be retired at 56 and have nothing better to do than be a piece of shit.

John Ranta's avatar

“… everybody hates Ken Paxton”. Yeah, but, everybody (and their brother) hates Ted Cruz and he still wins. Hatred in Texas seems to be an attractant.

Resource NW's avatar

Fuck Ted and Jail Ken both hate the right people. That seems to be their main attraction.

Hollysdower's avatar

I wish I could be excited about this, but polls have failed me so many times in the last few decades.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

The question is not will the RethuglicKKKlanSS try to rig the elections, the question is what are they doing now to rig the elections.

M'Hael's avatar

"Aw sad, maybe they don’t have anything to live for anymore."

Only one thing left to do at that point. Get goin,' MAGA parasites! Jesus will forgive you for it, I promise, just like he does with all your lying, cheating, grifting, and complete lack of empathy!

SunMoonStars's avatar

Makes me go huh on R spending. Why Kansas which is solid red.

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Republicans trapped in 'high-stakes game of chicken' as candidate's campaign spirals

Scandal-plagued Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is turning into the child nobody wants with two major campaign funders waiting for the other to step into the breach.

The Republican Party's top spending committees are locked in a "high-stakes game of chicken" over Paxton's floundering Senate campaign—each hoping the other will kick in tens of millions needed to save his sinking candidacy.

"Somebody is going to have to spend big money," said Dan Eberhart, an oil executive fundraising for Paxton, told the Times. "We'll see who blinks."

"National Republican groups are slated to spend tens of millions of dollars this summer and fall in every other top-tier Senate race, including in some states that prominent handicappers think are not as competitive as Texas," the Times is reporting. "They even plan to spend more in noncompetitive Kansas. In most states, Republicans are expected to outspend Democrats — for instance in Ohio, where the G.O.P. commitment totals over $100 million."

The Times notes that "the amount of Republican spending planned in Texas from now through Election Day, according to AdImpact, a media tracking firm: $0."

https://www.rawstory.com/ken-paxton-2677287728/

I Stedman's avatar

I say, "Let them crash!".

Jay E.'s avatar

And don't give me that white zone shit

Jay E.'s avatar

They bought their tickets

Hooker P Tape's Epstein files's avatar

" a 56-year-old retired insurance agent"

Tell me you're entitled without telling me you're entitled.

Penitent In Purgatory's avatar

It was the 5 cars that gave away the secret.

John Ranta's avatar

One’s a motorcycle.

Penitent In Purgatory's avatar

Motorcycles are like cats. They don't tell on you.

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

“Gas prices were going to be two dollars, food was going to be cheaper, energy prices was going to be in half, we were going to get two rebate checks to the American people, and we weren’t going to have any new wars, and we were going to build a wall and deport 30 million illegal aliens, and he did none of it.”

Why on Earth would you BELIEVE HIM? He was already president for 4 fucking years...remember any of that?

Jen Is Not It's avatar

They did not believe him.

They just wanted to get back at Those People and this is their excuse to make themselves look better

Stephen St John's avatar

My thoughts as well. I realize people believe what they want to believe, but JFC, when has Trump ever delivered?

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Magical thinking is hard to crack.

M'Hael's avatar

MAGA voters BARELY qualify as human, if at all, so "learning," "adapting," and "reflection" are not things they can really DO. Nor even DISCOVER accidentally how to do such things.

It would be like trying to teach a hookworm that an acid bath would kill it, or a heartworm that the meds on their way will take it out.

VwllssWndr's avatar

My cat displays evidence of pattern recognition.

M'Hael's avatar

Your cat, though, is a fairly evolved creature, capable of learning and adapting.

MAGA voters are about on the level of the aforementioned hookworms. They don't even have the CAPABILITY to learn and grow, just the programming to infect and destroy.

Alpaca22's avatar

Please please check with your state laws about helping others to vote.

Melissa Hodgkins's avatar

Re Texas, as a Texan: begging the population at large not to see us as a monolith of reactionary, rascist dickheads. Millions of us (Texans) repudiate the devotees of White Pride, Lost Cause, union smashing & their modern heirs & assigns, the GOP. I have for have my whole life (now in my 60's). Gerrymandering, dark money, and our winner-takes-all system disenfranchises not just Texans, but many Americans. I vote, I squawk, I contribute. I feel discouraged, but I will never quit.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

a 56-year-old retired insurance agent.

Well fuck you, Mr. Sulentic. I am sorry your racist pig vote didn't work out for your pocketbook.

some of us have to work after the age of 56.

Enjoy your retirement, just don't drive anywhere.

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

“Gas prices were going to be two dollars, food was going to be cheaper, energy prices..."

I'd like to know how he thought all that was going to happen.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

through the magic of Reaganomics!