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Mike McGuire's avatar

Me after reading redpill douche's narrative: We really need to rethink our public conservatorship laws in this country.

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thephantomcheese's avatar

If you really wanna mess with the ghost of Olivia Newton-John, find a jukebox somewhere and play B17 over and over until you run out of coins...

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John Robinson's avatar

Bonus Robyn Points for a Powell/Pressburger reference 👑

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

Look, Celine Dion has no filter and will cheerfully discuss her sex life with her dead husband or anything else you’d care to know. She is THE WORST PERSON to invite to join your adrenochrome child eating Baphomet worshipping cult.

You oughta start asking about some of those celebrities who get married and have four kids without ever publicly discussing them. Go follow Adam Driver around for a while why don’t you?

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Pretty durn sure that New World Order is a recognized trademark of the National Socialist Party, once thought defunct! However, nothing to do with Joy Division -- also a National Socialist Party Originated Term -- or the subsequent New Order, a derivative of a National Socialist Party Term-of-Art.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I cannot even imagine being so sick and twisted.

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underwriter505's avatar

Sigh. Every accusation a confession. They give themselves away.

And off topic - but if Illuminati is the plural, Celine would be an Illuminata and Tom would be an Illuminatus. (It's possible a gender fluid would be an Illuminatum, but I won't swear to that.)

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NerdWithNoName's avatar

That baby salad is definitely NOT fat-free.

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ERISunveiled's avatar

To be fair* NUNUNU does sound like a name ripped straight from the Necronomicon, and because that's a fake book inspired by the fictional tales of H.P. Lovecraft, they prolly think it's the Cabal's literal bible.

On a more serious note I wonder what y'all think about the idea that celebrities (Clinton, Hanks, et.al) have a responsibility to the general public to sue the shit out of anyone, no matter how obscure, who spreads these kinds of absurd theories. My thinking is they do because these lies act as incubators that foster a broader destructive conspiracy culture that ultimately hurt us as a society. And I know American libel laws are more lenient when celebrities are the target, but claiming Hillary wears the face of dead children seems like a slam dunk. I wanna see what these freaks produce during discovery process!

Like I said, we as a society ultimately have to pay the price for this shit getting out of control, and to not act because you're mostly insulated from the consequences by your money & power is kinda shitty.

Libs like to talk about how the founding fathers couldn't imagine what kind of guns we'd have in modern times so we need to revisit the Second Amendment, but I'd argue that people in the late 1700's could imagine more powerful guns + they never intended 2A to apply to personal ownership. What those guys literally couldn't imagine in the 18th century is a magic picture box that instantly transmits your thoughts to the entire planet. So maybe let's start talking about throwing out 1A and starting over from scratch. Thoughts?

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Goonemeritus's avatar

Those are cabbage babies, I feel your legal jeopardy is still a real risk.

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The Old KC's avatar

If I were Celene Dion’s publicist, I would troll these people so fucking hard.

I would start off by posting about Celine’s favorite weeknight meal of “Baby Salad.”

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

its the whole 'i'll make a vague statement about it, implying you need to agree with me to be considered cool' manipulative bull shit that gets me down - none of them ever have anything that could be considered real, stand up in court, proof of this shit and they know it, so they thrash around with vague allusions, and threaten people to agree or be considered part of the evil - as pathologies go its one that social media has amplified immensely

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Perhaps they are copying those who have made millions at the expense of celebrities and hated politicians, hoping some money sloshes into their own coffers? Or they think their voices are important, and so they are grabbing attention any way they can? I'd pity them except they are not harmless. How deep do one's pockets need to be to play legal whack-a-mole?

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John Wiederhirn's avatar

Idiots gonna idiot.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Baphomet is a great name for a cat, just saying.

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Nemo's avatar

Back in the early 80s, the big state mental hospitals were shut down. This was motivated by some pretty horrific abuses and by the perennial republican fetish with saving money and denying care. The fact that such people as RedPillDrifter and RFK Jr continue to exist suggests that maybe we need to bring back the snake pits.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

These people need to step away from the computer and go get some fresh air yelling at strangers on street corners.

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