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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

And his price point is surprisingly low. Historically most leaders have demanded huge tracts of land or chests full of gold.

therblig's avatar

i assume they're selling douches? very appropriate

therblig's avatar

don't they realize that tears of sadness and tears of laughter taste the same?

Grrrr's avatar

"It's a floor wax!" "It's a dessert topping!"http://www.nbc.com/saturday...

therblig's avatar

"Elasticity? Don't tell me that Melania needs botox AGAIN?" - DJT

Bitter Scribe's avatar

I thought Trump's unpredictability was supposed to be his strong suit when it comes to foreign policy? Be careful because you never know what the crazy bastard will do, etc.

Instead, he's as predictable as a mobster. Give him something he wants--for himself, fuck the country--and he'll do whatever you want.

Grrrr's avatar

M. Moore Demands That Courts Invalidate Electionhttp://www.mediaite.com/onl...

BrianW's avatar

He likes both huge tracts of land AND chests of gold, so long as they don't droop and the owner is at least an 8.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

FauxTUS 45*'s next fake book will be "The Feng Shui of the Deal."

Grrrr's avatar

Wolfsbane is poisonous; we can only hope that trumpsbane is, too.

Courser's avatar

Oh, we are. And we will continue to do so. Over and over and over again.

Popillius's avatar

Chicago elects Democratic mayors consistently and is the home to many many people of color including Obama. Wingnuts love pointing out its problems.

Popillius's avatar

Has anybody even invited him yet?

The Librarian's avatar

You start with Bribery 101 and work your way up to Quid Pro Quo 201.

Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

Wait til they see the video (if it exists). I truly believe that Trump's biggest enemy is the GOP. If the internals for GOP candidates are low in Summer 2018 the GOPe will do what is necessary. Maybe a 25th Amendment remedy.Pence, McConnell, and Ryan will not be denied power forever.