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And his price point is surprisingly low. Historically most leaders have demanded huge tracts of land or chests full of gold.

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i assume they're selling douches? very appropriate

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don't they realize that tears of sadness and tears of laughter taste the same?

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"It's a floor wax!" "It's a dessert topping!"http://www.nbc.com/saturday...

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"Elasticity? Don't tell me that Melania needs botox AGAIN?" - DJT

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I thought Trump's unpredictability was supposed to be his strong suit when it comes to foreign policy? Be careful because you never know what the crazy bastard will do, etc.

Instead, he's as predictable as a mobster. Give him something he wants--for himself, fuck the country--and he'll do whatever you want.

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M. Moore Demands That Courts Invalidate Electionhttp://www.mediaite.com/onl...

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He likes both huge tracts of land AND chests of gold, so long as they don't droop and the owner is at least an 8.

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FauxTUS 45*'s next fake book will be "The Feng Shui of the Deal."

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Wolfsbane is poisonous; we can only hope that trumpsbane is, too.

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Oh, we are. And we will continue to do so. Over and over and over again.

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Chicago elects Democratic mayors consistently and is the home to many many people of color including Obama. Wingnuts love pointing out its problems.

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Has anybody even invited him yet?

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You start with Bribery 101 and work your way up to Quid Pro Quo 201.

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Wait til they see the video (if it exists). I truly believe that Trump's biggest enemy is the GOP. If the internals for GOP candidates are low in Summer 2018 the GOPe will do what is necessary. Maybe a 25th Amendment remedy.Pence, McConnell, and Ryan will not be denied power forever.

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