374 Comments
User's avatar
ahughes798's avatar

If only they had thumbs.....wait, maybe not.

Expand full comment
ahughes798's avatar

I think the same thing, too! Is Akron still the Rubber Tire Capital of the World?

Expand full comment
george lastrapes's avatar

This disturbing image of Anglin can mean one thing, and one thing only, and though I shudder to type it, the greater good demands it.He's having SKYPE SEX.But at least he's not reproducing (not counting bots), and he could very well short-circuit his keyboard and suffer grievous injury.

Expand full comment
sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

SadJimSlade is sad.

Buhbye, asshat!!

Expand full comment
sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Hehehehee yeah, none of that is actually factual.

I know it gives you a thrill to think you're really stickin' it to the libtards...I hate to break it to you, LittleJim, but you really aren't.

Expand full comment
sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

You don't want LittleJim to source his claims, considering he pulled them out of his ass.

Expand full comment
Tokays_don't_blink's avatar

Look at the bright side: 99.9% of these tacky things are most likely languishing in shipping crates in Hong Kong and will never see daylight.

Expand full comment
Tokays_don't_blink's avatar

That's where Buff Nordic Jesus enters the picture.

Expand full comment
ahughes798's avatar

I always wondered why Jesus was so anglo and so....hawt.

Expand full comment
Bad Tom's avatar

There may be delays with this new protocol.

Expand full comment
Bad Tom's avatar

The real rotgut.

Expand full comment
Cruelnunusual's avatar

Or...we could just throw your speech down the Memory Hole. Yes, let's do that, since you hate Free Speech so much.

Expand full comment
ElDooderino's avatar

Go fuck yourself. Then, eat shit and die, nazi turd.

Expand full comment
peteywheats's avatar

Greatest generation had a different approach.

Expand full comment
Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Save that for Mr. Sinalinlin...

Expand full comment
Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Is he in his sisters bedroom?

Expand full comment