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Bee-Doo's avatar

I'll bet she's helping him find the salad bar at Applebees

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

But hardening is a good thing

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Mike Steele's avatar

Dear David and Anne: Hopefully, one day all your (and my) dreams will come true, it'll turn out there really is a god, and you'll be struck down in flagrante delicto by the almighty lightning bolt of irony. Molotov!

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Mike Steele's avatar

A skit for which 'LOL' was coined

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Zango Crudmonger's avatar

I am a day late to this thread, but I am a giggle (with vagina!). HA! and further ha ha ha's, perhaps hoo hoos, too.

I have dabbled in May -December flings, yet have never added Jesus to the mix. Maybe it's time for a threesome.

Anyway, consenting adults, god bless 'em.

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AncienReggie's avatar

"challenged the superficiality of my thinking " ... Oh, Mr. Brooks, Mr. Brooks. Your bride may have been channeling the thousands of New York Times readers who were astounded, week after week after week for years now, that you were actually getting paid to reveal thought processes more shallow than a layer of thin paint.

p.s. Unless Ms. Snyder just rolled out this service effective your next column, it ain't working.

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BScrivner's avatar

Luke Ford was a porn blogger--he reported about the adult film industry. NOT a performer.

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(((Jgmurphy)))'s avatar

Yeah, I could never stand him either. He combines the self righteousness of John Kasich with the cultural cluelessness of Bill O'Reilly.

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javadavis's avatar

RE: video - a lot of stuff is better with John C Reilly in it. (ha ha)

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incandenza's avatar

Stupid lunch

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Yahmo Bethere's avatar

This is wonderful and confirms what I figured to be true. He got his d wet and has gone evangelical.

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Yahmo Bethere's avatar

It may have helped if she understand that she doesn't have a role with adults her age. Best to be friends with them.

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Yahmo Bethere's avatar

*cries*

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Deaf Ears's avatar

Guess it was a real "naked lunch"

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Wizardpatch's avatar

Brooks isn't a conservative.

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

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