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They asked for this on their wedding gift registry. Order fast, Amazon only has two left! https://www.amazon.com/Vita...

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They must have dined alone together. As we learned from our VP, all it takes is lunch. Next thing you know you're extolling the virtues (and vagina) of someone not your wife. Thanks a lot, lunch.

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and starts a band named Genitals for Jesus!

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From the Philanthropy Roundtable:"Anne Snyder was welcomed to The Philanthropy Roundtable in March 2016 to direct the Character Initiative, after spending the previous three years as a journalist with the H.E. Butt Family Foundation exploring issues of immigration, social class, and moral formation. Prior to moving to Texas she worked at The New York Times in Washington, as well as World Affairs Journal and the Ethics and Public Policy Center. She is a fellow at the Center for Opportunity Urbanism and serves on the board of the Center for Public Justice, and has written for National Journal, The Washington Post, The Atlantic Monthly, City Journal, and other publications. Anne holds a bachelor’s degree from Wheaton College (IL) and a master’s degree from Georgetown University."

Wonder what the ex-Mrs. Brooks and mother of his three children thinks about Miss Snyder's "moral formation."

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Oh yes, titter away, but many of us have been led astray by various vaginas in our day. Not all us being so led were men either. You know who you are.

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Thor almighty- he's a little less than two years older than I am, but he looks well north of fitting in under the half-your-age-plus-seven-years line with that young lady. This has the faint wiff of scandal...

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That right there wins the Internet! Kudos!

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Trophy wife or participation prize?

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Wheaton College in Illinois is, if I recall, a fundamentalist Christian school. It was featured in a very interesting episode (the final one, I think) of a PBS series on evolution some years ago -- a really nice piece entitled "What About God?". The whole thing made me very glad that I get to teach science in a secular setting.

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None taken.

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Ugh! I am 50 and my oldest child is 30 (31 soon); this is not okay! Does he have grown children who will now have a "step-mom" of the same age they are? I one time worked (briefly) with a couple and one of the issues they brought into therapy was that his "kids" did not respect her role as step-mom; the kids were only one and three years younger than her. Dad/husband could not understand why his kids were so angry at him.

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Oh my. You know, my ex-wife was (is) a super Jesus person. I put up with that shit for 10+ years - the decade long attempted conversion, the constant presence of other hypocritical Jesus people - and then she started fucking some other dude. But it's cool because she told Jesus sorry. Me? The kids? Oh, well, fuck us, she's got that Jesus love all up in her. So yeah, I bet the ex-Mrs. Brooks is just about as non-plussed with young Jesus girls and their morally formed vaginas as I at this point.

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I'm reminded of the divorce proceedings where the husband insisted that he and his special friend did not have any sort of physical relationship. When asked about the diamond bracelet he gave her, he claimed it was just the sort of gift friends give each other.

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At least she's old enough to have expelled her pussy troll.

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So his current wife was in diapers when he got engaged to his previous wife. David Vitter might have some thoughts on that matter.

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Speaking of... I trust we're all watching The Handmaids Tale on Hulu these days, yes?

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