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IKR ? What is up with that ? Why do they ALL do that over every Little Thing ? I wish now I let them eat dirt and pet strange dogs.And date the Redneck Loser. (what, whaddaya mean they did anyways? ) Daughters !

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I heard somewhere that some Harvard Law and other people are setting up a pro bono effort to defend them against Trump. I hope so.

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If you're talking about Trump U, the people were defrauded. I doubt they were wanna be criminals...they were largely lower middle class people(from what I have read) who just wanted to make more money, and have more comfortable lives. Trump U was/is not the only real estate education scam running, then or now. But Donnie's would be a great scam to prosecute...and high fines and jail time would serve as a powerful warning to other folks doing these kinds of scams.

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I've heard that when a House member becomes a Senator.

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Just remember One Simple Trick: Mouthful of Tic-Tacs.

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I dated a guy who had an 11 year old son. On our 2nd date, he told me he(dad) had just become uncool...his son had asked him not to hug him in front of his friends any more. And to please drop him off down the street from the school. It's a tween/teen thing. Most of them grow out of it. He and his son are very close now.

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This is a pretty snarky place. If comments were allowed, they would have been fine.

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Sinatra would have some of his Mobbed-up BFFs do the beating.

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But mobsters were outright thieves and EXTREMELY prejudiced.

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Mr. 798 would say it was NASA.

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"I have many, many, more followers on Facebook and Twitter than he does. Also, I prefer messiahs who DIDN'T get captured and crucified. Sad."

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SprayTan McSadWeak? I say AnusMouth Von DoucheNincompoop.

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That would be awesome.

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It was porn at NASA. Those astronauts have some long nights spent way up there!

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Your hypothesis does make a lot of sense. To boldly fap where no man has fapped before.....

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You should try to write an article with only one "fuck" in it as an exercise.

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