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BroD's avatar

I'll take "lazy" for $500, Alex.He never really wanted the job--just the position.

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BroD's avatar

And it really doesn't make a whole lot of difference: if he didn't know, he should the fuck have.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

That'll be in his follow-up book.

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You'd think there would be someone to remind him every couple of hours. Someone who knows how damaging the lack of response would be if it got out.

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Get back to me when she's troubled.

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Susan Collins thinks this will finally be the lesson he'll learn.

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Can't he be both dyslexic and stupid? I mean, did his dyslexia cause him to pay hush money with a signed check?

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The sheer depravity is beyond comprehension. Is anyone calling it Bountygate yet?

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

But not in any testimony to Congress.

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Is Trump Too Stupid To Read Briefings About Putin Paying For American Scalps? Or Just Too Lazy?

Neither. The motherfucker is complicit.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

I'm glad to see this story ins't going away. Good. Our president is taking another stroll down the Treason Trail.

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H-Bob's avatar

AOT,K!

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H-Bob's avatar

Boun-ghazi!

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crestdurn's avatar

Apparently on the day Trump was supposedly briefed about Russian bounties for killing American soldiers, he was meeting with -- Diamond & Silk.

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cessnadriver's avatar

Serious question:

Was the attack in Penacola two days after the mango maggot legalized the murder of Muslims orchestrated in any way by the KGB?

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cessnadriver's avatar

Oh, jeebus.

That's the most racist act in a century.

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