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Aquaria's avatar

Someone stole my 1st place state spelling championship ribbon before I even got home.

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Aquaria's avatar

Some of them will be up within the next week or two. States need enough time to get ready for early voting, absentee ballots, and more.

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They're literally stuck with Trump, and they know it. That's why they're panicking, already.

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Aquaria's avatar

So? That still doesn't make Clinton the worse candidate, or even worse than Sanders would have been.

She's the better candidate, and will work for more Americans, not just selfish, self-centered, self-centered snowflakes, unlike Sanders.

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hvdv's avatar

“He really touched everyone in the room.”

Ew. Sorry to hear he fell off the wagon, but ew.

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Aquaria's avatar

It would certainly give the campaign some professionalism, and he might be the one person who could terrorize Trump into behaving himself.

So let's let Crashcart continue to fester in whatever sulfurous pit he's inhabiting these days.

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Aquaria's avatar

They'll need more than four years to recover from this clusterfuck.

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Aquaria's avatar

Poppy's smarter than Dim Son, and Babs really doesn't take political stands that her husband doesn't have.

He's with HRC.

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berkeleyfarm's avatar

I was thinking more along the lines of "kiss of death" (e.g. I hate you so I am going to endorse you half heartedly to embarrass you) but, yes, I think even Mr. Narcissist could be induced to behave. Narcissists understand hard consequences.

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BrianW's avatar

"Never heard of those sites. Look to your left." That's it? That's all you've got? Sad, low energy, weak.

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Teto85's avatar

But by 2024 it'll be time for Warren/Duckworth.

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Sarah E. Grove's avatar

Ah! I'm a old lady, but was that from The Godfather? Clemens was the idiot?

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Sarah E. Grove's avatar

It's gonna be the young one, right? Can't remember his name, but they've been grooming him since he was a kid.

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georgiaburning's avatar

Either one is fine with me

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