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Ray Bluth's avatar

Dear Miz Liz, props for the Calvinball reference.

revenant's avatar

So the Georgia legislature, in its wisdom, has viewed the fiscal debacle of getting to replace ALL THE VOTING MACHINES as AZ is doing, and decided that the Georgia taxpayers have nothing more important to spend their money on than buying a whole new set, just to keep the dream of overturning an election (which CANNOT, here in the real world, be done). Georgia Democrats need to remind the voters of this when voting time comes around again, drive the point home that, if your road needs patching or your school is underfunded, the reason is the fathead GQP representatives in Atlanta spent that money on this fucking nonsense instead.

Terrapin's avatar

Well i found some lovely fresh local corn today, on sale 5/$2. Steamed that, then cut the kernels into bowls and drowned them in some warmed up leftover shrimp broth with sliced garlic, sage, taragon and tumeric added. Glug or two of half-n-half, and it made a quite nice fresh cream of corn soup thing.

Delu's avatar

If they are so skeptical of election integrity I recommend they do 2 things.

1.) Don't vote.

2.) Don't run.

Problem solved.

Keith Taylor's avatar

Make them Chinese chickens. Or Chinese ducks. Whether they actually are or not. Better yet, Panda in zoos, which are known to eat bamboo. Discrepancy removed.What kind of rotten commie would think of objecting that there aren't enough pandas in U.S. zoos to eat enough ballots, and anyway there has been no wholesale incineration of pandas?Trumpoids would get around that in a second by saying that yes, there was such a wholesale incineration, but the Deep State covered it up.

Keith Taylor's avatar

The factual evidence points that way.

BrianW's avatar

Clearly, the only type of animal best suited for this is a Peking Duck.

BrianW's avatar

Thank you! I saw that and thought, "Judge Amero? That just shows how deep the conspiracy goes, maaaaannnn."

RugzYaBurnt's avatar

1. I hate it here (Georgia);2. Hat tip for the Calvinball reference!

Zyxomma's avatar

I have no idea what Calvinball means, but I love you, Liz. Gud Shabbos.

Zyxomma's avatar

To say nothing of Favorito, which sounds like a lame attempt to name a bagged snack.

John Norris's avatar

Why is a judge in Henry County holding hearings concerning Fulton County's elections?