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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Don't go talking about squirt near this one!

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Remember that Big Tent they used to talk about?

BadKitty904's avatar

That apparently refers to the reaction of elderly Repug pols to these nubile young fascists.

Cat Cafe's avatar

I was working out with my trainer, and some a'hole was deadlifting with ENORMOUS MANLY GRUNTS. I expressed my annoyance to my trainer. Turns out all the trainers were laughing at him, he was deadlifting almost nothing.

ahughes798's avatar

Well, he does have bigger tits than I do.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

But that requires pants, so dealbreaker for Wonkers

GrittyBossetti's avatar

I deadlift 325 lbs without grunting. And I am a ladyfolk. Breathing is all that's required.

Dr. Jo's avatar

I couldn’t tell for sure from the IG post, but I think he had only one pair in big boy plates on that bar......

Dr. Jo's avatar

I chasing a 300 lb deadlift for fall comp myself. I only grunt when I squat heavy.

Dr. Jo's avatar

That’s what I thought. So it’s prolly a 15 lb bumper plate on a 35 lb bar (bar looks to skinny for a 45 pounder) for a whopping total of 65 pound deadlift! That’s lower than my first warmup set.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

The Frank wants what the Frank wants

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Just smile, invite them in, ask what they’d like to drink, and mention how much hotter they are than the last ones the escort service sent

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

We should chip in and buy SS Barbie one of those bra holsters that terminated the candidacy of that Wingnut twunt Biker in Michigan last year

Muzzle of loaded firearm next to 10-ring, what could go wrong?

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Bet those tykes really look forward to visitation day, first in the park or arcade, then in a glass booth

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Trump Whine in KKK Krasny?

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Or F-111A Crew, amirite, Russia with Love?