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Tiny kaiju's avatar

His bruised vanity is the only reason he ever even ran.

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

Yes - I tried upvoting from another machine where I'm not logged into Disqus, and it won't let you unless you sign in. Not sure how else it would work to have a guest vote appear, though I would have thought all the up and down votes would disappear if someone deletes their account. But then, I iz not Disqus.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Not even close. I make decent money but not millions. Not even hundreds of thousands.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

This is where you'd want to go with an average. The top earners are likely department directors in big hospitals or mid to upper management for a chain.

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JMP's avatar

It's almost like Tillerson has no diplomatic experience and knows absolutely nothing whatsoever relevant to being Secretary of State and is woefully unqualified for the job.,

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RawrIhavePi's avatar

Yeah, that's right. But that doesn't mean that half makes 3x the median. You're going to have to prove that the top earners make that much or more and the number of them that qualify for your claim.

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RawrIhavePi's avatar

They'll also be doing other ethnicities later. Our family will definitely need the Hispanic-American one.

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RawrIhavePi's avatar

Well, if you're into gay men, I know a few.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Now if Duterte had killed 6,000 barrels of oil, I'm quite sure Rexie would have an opinion about THAT.

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tubuc's avatar

Don't take any drinks from these men.

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Naytch's avatar

Love the MST3k version!

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phoenix00's avatar

It's almost if the drugs angle is just an excuse to rid himself of anyone he doesn't like!

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phoenix00's avatar

Hey, lookit the incoming president! Idiocracy in full swing.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

So, the careful analysis of a situation by the Trump administration to determine if there's a human rights violation is:

1. Does the President have any properties there?2. Do they have oil?

(Hint: If the answer to #1 or #2 is yes, don't fuck with them.)

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Fuck the oath of allegiance. He wants the Non-Disclosure Agreements.

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btwbfdimho's avatar

Actually, it's $383,001. Yes, if between the wife and his income from McDonald's they make that $, they will part of the top 1% income earners.

http://www.nytimes.com/inte...

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