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Megan Macomber's avatar

Five million or I'll dox you on the Xitter. All you've got is a measly million bucks? Okay, I'll leave your kids' addresses out.

This is not merely extortion. It is rule by terror. Because underneath the grifting, as we all know, coil the threats.

FuzzyLogician's avatar

Doncha know anytime is a good time for fundraising?

beb's avatar

I remember going to see "My Dinner With Andre" and coming away surprised that two men talking over dinner could be interesting. Listening to the orange turd bloviate for 90 minutes or even 9 minutes would cause me to want to jab a fork in my ears.

Maybe's avatar

Only worth it if you get to see him choking on a chicken bone.

Maybe's avatar

trumpy's library may well be more expensive than other Presidents'. Crayons don't come cheap.

mzf's avatar

tRump doesn't seem to have the dexterity to hold a normal pen and uses a Sharpie or crayon to scribble his unrecognizable "signature" on documents that he so proudly holds up. tRump can't seem to hold anything smaller than a golf club.

FuzzyLogician's avatar

Especially since SOMEONE keeps eating them.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Even if *I* were the one getting paid $5 million, I would not sit at the same table with That Thing.

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

"My Dinner With Andre" where I learned about Findhorn. Captured my imagination and spiritual thoughts for several years (and a great cookbook). I still would like to go.

Owlftr13's avatar

Trump doesn't understand about when we drag him into the street naked and crying, we will all be laughing and throwing eggs at him.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Look here, you can''t make an omelet without breaking eggs! Admittedly, at this point we have neither omelet nor eggs.

FuzzyLogician's avatar

Eggs will not be available.

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Drawn and quartered should be administered as well.

Hank Napkin's avatar

And that film would be titled "My Dinner with Asshóle".

Gern Blansten's avatar

$5 million clams buys a lot of “Authoritarian Precedenting For Dummies” copies. Just sayin’.

SouthernLefty's avatar

Do they serve McDonald's hamberders, or does your million get you something fancy like Burger King?

Hank Napkin's avatar

Sir asked Sonic. Sonic said "No".

tehbaddr's avatar

Got to hand it to the Asshole, he knows how to fleece people, along with lie, cheat , steal, and obstruct. And now he's gonna fleece the whole damn country!

Christopher Thomas's avatar

I can't believe I got my 13 year-old to watch even 20 minutes of My Dinner with Andre before she ran out out of patience with it.

I thought it was even better than I remembered it.

Merle Kessler's avatar

A candlelight dinner. After ice cream, a Polaroid will be taken for your souvenir collection, and Mr. Bongino will show you the door.