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Noma Larkey's avatar

Thank you for your performance today. Yes, it was all just a 'performance', wasn't it?

Birb-General of the US's avatar

Just wondering if they tried mailing out sample ballots with the wrong week for election day on them. Free speach.

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

Always happy to see Elon lose.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

he looks like a caged rat

lotsacatsndogs's avatar

Caged rat libelz.

EyeQueue's avatar

This is overwrought and beyond fucking ridiculous from this lump of pure shit.

EyeQueue's avatar

Now do the rapes that white men commit. Go on. Do it.

BosGrl's avatar

They are OBSESSED with Biden. He hasn't been president for almost 18 months. Talk about derangement syndrome.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Who else can they blame? Timewise he's the closest thing to their disastrous failures.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Obsession is a feature of disordered personalities.

EyeQueue's avatar

"violent transnational criminal organizations...."

You mean those headed up by Thiel and other "sovereign individuals?" Those transnational criminal organizations?

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

OT: https://youtu.be/3a4yublvPi4?si=ppo-u0KX3m9IjDlh

Blumenthal Asks Todd Blanche Point Blank To Apologize To Epstein Victims At Hearing

Snarfyguy's avatar

Meh.

Call me cycnical, but I consider it a foregone conclusion that his nomination will be confirmed.

TerseNurse's avatar

My only question is how many Dems will vote for him.

Snarfyguy's avatar

Fetterman and that New Hampshire one (I forget her name), at least.

CzechJournalists's avatar

has lindsay-in-hell's sister clocked in yet?

"M"'s avatar

I think the headline is that Todd Blanche refused to do it

EyeQueue's avatar

FUCK TED CRUZ AND HIS HEE HAW DISNEY SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM WHINY VOICE.

CzechJournalists's avatar

he thinks he's doing his podcast (and will be featuring himself on it later).

EyeQueue's avatar

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CzechJournalists's avatar

eeewww. ted cruz? i can't start drinking yet today. . .

BosGrl's avatar

Cruz is in the house. I just muted.

gallbladder's avatar

I'm surprised that your TV didn't explode.

Ivor Mectin's avatar

If Cruz is in your house call 911

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Or just start shooting.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

OT:

https://youtu.be/X7J9Qwmsphg?si=8dRyNCw_-6zuu1mD

Mazie Hirono And Todd Blanche Have Brutal Confrontation In Senate Hearing

EyeQueue's avatar

Blanche has mushmouth and pronounces words fucky and sounds ignorant as fuck.

TerseNurse's avatar

When do they vote on him?

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

When they’re done blarping sound bites for their campaigns.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Or, in regard to the Republicans, sound bites for their Lord and Master.

Zonath of Ur's avatar

Mars doesn't have an extradition treaty with Wisconsin, if Elon is looking for a place to run to.

AJ Milne's avatar

I read that among his various (delusional and/or simply dishonest) predictions about Mars he did at some point say there might be a mission there (uncrewed) this year…

Not looking like that’s gonna work out. He’s since revised, apparently, and in fairness he didn’t say it was certain…

Still, honestly: repeating anything this lying market manipulating idiot says is pretty much the same as doing that for Drumpf.

Still, let’s send him anyway.

(I mean, that’s hardly crew.)

ShrillKitty's avatar

Jesus. We can't do that. Some of his cellular material might survive and in a couple billion years we get Cthulhu.

Schmannity's avatar

Break some Wisconsin rocks, you pasty bodied Moob Man