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If there's one thing I know for a fact after observing this man, day in and day out, for the last four years, he does not have the slightest idea how to operate a dishwasher.

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Yes, let's drop them off in the middle of a just desert, as the justness will consume them way before dehydration

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Woody Harrelson told the story of having dinner with him at Trump Towers, years before the politics. At one point, he had to excuse himself to go outside and smoke a joint, because Trump talked nonstop throughout dinner, and the only thing he talked about was himself.

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You press it!

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Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall perish from the earth due to the pandemic.

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I swore (more than usually) I was taking a few days off but I had to check that. And the *thing* actually said that. And the WH published it. Word for (veryroodword)word. For the world to see. And (roodwords) will still vote for it. Hell, expat brit here shakes head at fucking electorates in general.

Also elsewhere - Portland.

Going to petrolhead for sure sigh else I will punch something

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Ta, Liz.

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He's trying to appeal to the suburbanites of 1970. He doesn't understand how many of those people are dead, and how little the people living there now resemble them.

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Did you ever watch (and hear) Keith Olbermann's rant about Donald Trump and dogs? It is hilarious!

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Ooooh, that's a great idea. I'd love to send cops to reeducation camps. Maybe then we could finally get them to stop thinking everyone's out to kill them so they have to kill everyone first.

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"You heard me! Obliterate North Dakota IMMEDIATELY!!!""Er, didn't you mean to say . . . North Korea?"". . . I knew that."

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Ummm, Mr. Chef, why is my possum so flat?

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I just had my first telemedicine visit, and I'm hooked. Had the best knee guy in the region, we had a half hour allotted, but we were done in a leisurely twenty. I had gotten X-rays done, uploaded them, and he was doing everything except palpitating my knees. It was quite wonderful, and I am now even more psyched that I'm seeing him in two days for injections which should allow me to stave off surgery until next summer (teacher, you know.)

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The external boom box speaker is so chef's kiss.

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He sires only the best people!At least this photo seems to prove they're really his kids and not the pool boys the wives probably were sleeping with to compensate for Diaper Don's lack of skills and equipment.

Edit: Tiffany may not be his. And I'm sending thoughts and prayers to Barron that Melon had a nooner with the gardener about nine months before his arrival.

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Everything Trump said in this presser, basically:

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