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abandon the war on easter completely . . . those creme eggs are too good to fight . . . dedicate all resources to the class war (or as it's known now . . . the class slaughter).

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your 'magic underwear' is Depends™?

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I'm hoping Evander Holyfield is a democrat....

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Um, wasn't that Billo?...

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. . . or pasty ass whites can fight from inside an Abrams tank.

[being a pasty ass white guy, i approve]

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I know!

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only if the call was 'free' from their office phone.

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Yeah sure okay fine but have you seen THE RACK on that Ginger? I mean c'mon. And I believe washing up on a beach is involved here. Wet tee-shirt amiright?

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Mitt Romney: The Great White Dope.

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Almost anybody but Carol Pilbasian.

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You mean the artificial construction of the British? Iraq never was a country in the sense that the US is. It was a slapdash edifice in the mode of Yugoslavia. It really should be three nations.

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The thing about class wars is that it rarely ends well for the lower class even when they win. Napoleon, Lenin, Mao, and Castro all came into power via “class war” or revolution.

Plus, Leftists today aren’t nearly brutal or ruthless enough to win such a war. There are no Ches’ or Trotskys willing to systemically cleanse the body politic of rival ideologies. Progs are much too concerned with human rights or civil liberties to ever win a real war.

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Of course they'd make that call. That's the Christian thing to do.

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I'm gonna bet on the robot in that boxing match.

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The "with your bare hands" part totally gave it away.

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The saltwater will probably ruin his servos.

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