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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Thing is, this kind of character flaw is the kind of thing that comes out in BUD/S. So why the fuck let such a morally bereft scumbag wear that trident?

Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Truth in advertising: The memorial "Fuck you guys and who gives a fuck about you veterans anyways" parking lot.

We have a word for guys like him in the military. He's a "Blue Falcon" with a bronze B for backstabbing.

Alex Brant-Zawadzki's avatar

He should Go To Jail. He should Not Collect $200. BUT he SHOULD pass Go. He should pass an entire Go set out his pee-hole.

Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

and an INTENTIONALLY understaffed office.

FIFY.

Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

He's not fit to wear that Budweiser.

leslie's avatar

Am unusually down today....it just never stops...this barrage of evil and greed and grifting....sitting here w rescued from behind gas station kitten...wqed pittsburgh classic music station...made a big batch of sauerkraut(!)...great book....netflix...cant get out of this funk...i loathe these people....truly madly

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Cute, his brewery biz is called "Double Tap", which is mil slang for "Shoot him twice in quick succession". Kinda morbid, no?

phoenix00's avatar

The question is, which one?If your answer is not "All Of Them, Katie", what are you doing here?

Gregg Evans's avatar

For Republicans, that's a feature, not a bug.

Ross Garner's avatar

And wouldn't have enough to blow the shit out of his ears.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Well, I got a sale wine for seven bucks (which I am putting away right now and I don't mean in the cabinet), but what I really want is creme de cassis and a nice tart bright white so I can make kir like my daddy taught me.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

You and everyone else, Handsome Joe.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Everything between the Appalachians and Rockies. You know, the stuff the British told the colonists to stay out of.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

We try to, but they keep ending up in the news.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

They wear better suits now.