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Ditkausedtobecool's avatar

Golden magic slingshot?

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Ditkausedtobecool's avatar

He's already pretty loose.

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Ditkausedtobecool's avatar

I can hardly remember a time when this wasn't the case

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Naytch's avatar

Svim-vear?

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Naytch's avatar

Pussy Riot Libelzz!

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Naytch's avatar

They quit Yacov Smirnoff cold turkey and never got the shakes...

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Naytch's avatar

Nuclear Winter? Isn't her Cutie Mark a Mushroom Cloud?

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zanzibar_buckbuck_mcfate's avatar

But he will fix us with his HANDS not his BRAINZ.

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danteardenz's avatar

Despite his utter stupidity the brainless brain surgeon is still polling at 10 %... But the Fundamentalists are who cling to him,are always in a fantasy theological / political bizarro world.

Just as " Noah/Jesus could not get the Dinosaurs on the Ark ,and Jebus only drank grape juice " ..." The nation of Putin has lots of oil,but needs to get at grain storage pyramids code named Estonia "." Of course the nation of Putin is going hungry because the poors get to much food stamps there, and they need to grain to feed the lazy people.not attuned to our freedom loving ways".

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Grant Saw's avatar

Carson is a special case. All the republicans and their supporters are batshit crazy but Carson really takes it to another level. When a person (or place or thing) reaches such a unique point as he has it is important to stand back and bathe in the glory of it all. In this case the stupidity is so profound not only because of the dichotomy of him being a brain surgeon, but also because his supporters have a gift of ignoring the needed skills which directly portrays the job Carson is running for. It truly is a wonder to behold.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Nobody expects the Seventh Day Adventist Inquisition. Cardinal Fang, bring the Comfy Chair.

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Jim Valley's avatar

It is amazing that such an obviously unqualified person is in the race to begin with. And he's a nutjob on top of it! Help us, Lord.

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Rudicron's avatar

There is the possibility that Carson is the fifth of those five doctors.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I don't know about putting him out of his misery but I sure wish he would put himself out of my misery. Every time he opens his mouth, he makes my corpus callosum ache.

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