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Megan Macomber's avatar

It's not just Jesse Watters. All the top MAGAts have Mommy issues that run much deeper than their much-ballyhooed Daddy hangups. Trump's Mommy was sick while he was a toddler--sick, unavailable, gone. We all know about his Daddy, who became his sick, twisted source of approval. But Mommy put the hole where his soul should be. He's been punishing the world for it ever since.

Vance? Hegseth? Watters? All Mommy issues. They hate women and will go to any length to sideline those with power, because Mommy had power and SHE used it wrong. A little therapy would help a lot, but these men think they are perfect. They think we need the help. And now they're making it so we really do.

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JCfromNC's avatar

"Americans who want to destroy the country"

Funny, that's how π˜„π—² think of π˜†π—Όπ˜‚.

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CKaye 🌞's avatar

Oh Jesse, honey, just go find a hot, hunky top and enjoy being a bottom and get it over with and done. We all know it. Why hide it? Live your life, boo.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

I will grant Jesse that the Roman, Parthian, and Chinese empires all had border walls a couple thousand years ago, but: gender-separated bathrooms originated in the 19th century; asylums for the mentally ill (originally more in the nature of prisons) are a little older, but the reason we don't have many facilities for mental health treatment anymore is that Republicans shut them down in the 1980s.

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martin.english@gmail.com's avatar

"Mommy’s going to mandate gender-neutral bathrooms at Thanksgiving... "

Curious to know, does Watters have gender-specific bathrooms at home ?

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"M"'s avatar

I think Mommy disinvited him from Thanksgiving last year so I'm not sure if Jesse would actually know whether or not she tried any remodeling efforts, you know?

If I were she I wouldn't invite him this year either but I'm not in charge of that guest list

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I'm not watching the video, since the only reason I know of Watter's existence in the first place is Wonkette. Too much whining and insecurity for me.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

WTF is American civilization? Is there a high holy day where we greet each other with "can I speak to your manager" and the reply (in poite company) is "get off my lawn!"????

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beb's avatar

I feel sorry for Jesse's mom, who now realizes that should have had that abortion 40 years ago, when she could.

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motmelere's avatar

The Roman Empire was expanding for centuries until Hadrian built a wall in Brittania; did wall save Rome? No, it did not. I'm not implying causation, but the empire did start to fall apart shortly after.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Charming.

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Stephen St John's avatar

In a just world every Fox on-air personality would be sent to prison, or shot, for treason.

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Stephen St John's avatar

Watters: "If you have people, a faction of this country, dead set on tearing it down by releasing criminals..."

You mean like how Trump pardoned all the J6 insurrectionists?

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Jesse Watters makes millions selling out America by pandering to the stupidest racists this country has to offer. He doesn't believe half the horseshit he spews, but that paycheck, baby! Hoo, boy!

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Dialectic.Detective's avatar

Compare and contrast: The current GOP and Titus Andronicus

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Jesse's going through some things. I think we should give him the space he needs to fuck off and never interact with normal people.

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"M"'s avatar

I don't think it'll help unless he's also TAKEN OFF THE AIR

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Timberjack's avatar

'She told him it was a β€œscheduling issue.”'

Why not just say, β€œI hate you. You are a piece of shit. I regret bringing you into this world.”

Why mince words.

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Caepan's avatar

Maybe that is what Jesse's mom told him, and he's the one who's mincing.

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