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Sgt JMK's avatar

That is quite a letter.

mr_snarky's avatar

This is lovely. Only recommended change to the memo is to put Honorable in quotes.

Vic's avatar

Anyone reading it knows it's sarcastic, and meant with all due respect.

Kay Ducky's Booze Clues's avatar

The dude, with his body type, looks like a bloated drunkard. Trust me, if he stopped drinking, he'd drop 10 lbs in two weeks and look a lot healthier.

Spleen Victoria's avatar

Petition to refer to Kashyap Patel as Kashapp Patel after this story.

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

Give Kash a little credit, bro. Check yourself!

John Strycharz's avatar

Yes, the Poodle Room, Kas$h Patel's favorite pricey men's club has a website. Have a look, taxpayers, "beyond the velvet rope". Ooh, poodle chairs!

https://www.fontainebleaulasvegas.com/poodle-room/

goCatgo's avatar

🙋🏻‍♂️ Poodles ? Fukin' Poodles? I mean I'm all for impressing chicks, but Poodles ?

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Fake surprised face.

Unsurprising, given [checks notes] K$h Patel is involved.

Also: 🤮🤮🤮

Hank Napkin's avatar

NOT LIKE THEY'D DO IT FOR FREE

Is Ka$h Paying FBI Agents To Crime For Him?

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Those bonuses are almost as much as I get paid in a year.

Dave's Not Here's avatar

Exactly. We tried that once and look where it got us.

Follow the facts and apply the law with extreme prejudice toward the public interest. These motherfuckers must realize they should be held to a higher, not a lower, standard. Examples must be made, and Krash is a prime example of an example that needs to be made.

VOTE THOUGH, or none of that happens.

Sally Lunn's avatar

Slush fund fer bruhs- KASHY'S Bruhs. Not surprised. Breaking the law, "operating outside of and above the law" isn't dirty deeds done cheap anymore. I should know.

JR's avatar

"... some writers that I thought were friends of mine but I don't want them as friends anymore because they're either stupid or bad people..." Mags, he's over you and your new BF JonSwan, and your little book, too. And maybe your SitRoom recordings.

Pexas Teat's avatar

All his friends are stupid, bad people.

Sherry's avatar

KASH AND HIS LADY JACKET Is the name of my Drag Queen punk polka and klezmer band.

It has been a very terrible not good week for the regime. Add this to the list:

GOP in GA has decided not to redistrict.

Tommy “Head Injury” Tuberville is being busted for living in FL but running for office in AL.

The “sexting pastor” Lahmeyer has dropped out of his race to “spend more time with his family”(translation there’s more dirt on him he discontinued want to come out).

Iran - I ran so far away.

Kegsbreath is having his expense account for travel suspended.

The DEMS are gaining in the polls with every scandal uncovered.

Michael Bowen's avatar

For real - there is a drag queen Grateful Dead cover band called Bertha.

Sherry's avatar

THAT I would see. No, no band for me.

larry gassan's avatar

So much ChudMaxxxxing there.

G B's avatar

Let's hope that the new Dem majorities have the balls to throw these jokers in prison and get accountability not accomodation!

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

I still believe that Raskin is a "justice" politician, not a "power" one. I hope he one day gets to break Patel's career with the hammer he brings down. That is the kind of letter I want to see more of from ALL the Ds. If they can't do at least this much, they should be fired from their jobs.

Oy!'s avatar

President Tarpaulin looks lost at the G7.

Vic's avatar

Disdained, rejected, confused, lost. He's been that way his whole life. No wonder he's only ever had two friends (Roy Cohn and Jeff Epstein) and has to use money and violence to approach women.

Baconzgood's avatar

Really? I saw him on C-Span and he looked just fine. Keep in mind Baconz is piss drunk and twirled around till I was dizzy after a boxer round housed me....in fact...I dont even think this is my apartment. I own a house. Where the hell am I?

Goin Green's avatar

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE!

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!!!

Baconzgood's avatar

MY GOD HOW DID I GET HERE?!

Yeah. The magistrate didnt buy that defense.