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John Strycharz's avatar

Yes, the Poodle Room, Kas$h Patel's favorite pricey men's club has a website. Have a look, taxpayers, "beyond the velvet rope". Ooh, poodle chairs!

https://www.fontainebleaulasvegas.com/poodle-room/

goCatgo's avatar

🙋🏻‍♂️ Poodles ? Fukin' Poodles? I mean I'm all for impressing chicks, but Poodles ?

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Fake surprised face.

Unsurprising, given [checks notes] K$h Patel is involved.

Also: 🤮🤮🤮

Hank Napkin's avatar

NOT LIKE THEY'D DO IT FOR FREE

Is Ka$h Paying FBI Agents To Crime For Him?

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Those bonuses are almost as much as I get paid in a year.

Dave's Not Here's avatar

Exactly. We tried that once and look where it got us.

Follow the facts and apply the law with extreme prejudice toward the public interest. These motherfuckers must realize they should be held to a higher, not a lower, standard. Examples must be made, and Krash is a prime example of an example that needs to be made.

VOTE THOUGH, or none of that happens.

Sally Lunn's avatar

Slush fund fer bruhs- KASHY'S Bruhs. Not surprised. Breaking the law, "operating outside of and above the law" isn't dirty deeds done cheap anymore. I should know.

JR's avatar

"... some writers that I thought were friends of mine but I don't want them as friends anymore because they're either stupid or bad people..." Mags, he's over you and your new BF JonSwan, and your little book, too. And maybe your SitRoom recordings.

Sherry's avatar

KASH AND HIS LADY JACKET Is the name of my Drag Queen punk polka and klezmer band.

It has been a very terrible not good week for the regime. Add this to the list:

GOP in GA has decided not to redistrict.

Tommy “Head Injury” Tuberville is being busted for living in FL but running for office in AL.

The “sexting pastor” Lahmeyer has dropped out of his race to “spend more time with his family”(translation there’s more dirt on him he discontinued want to come out).

Iran - I ran so far away.

Kegsbreath is having his expense account for travel suspended.

The DEMS are gaining in the polls with every scandal uncovered.

Michael Bowen's avatar

For real - there is a drag queen Grateful Dead cover band called Bertha.

Sherry's avatar

THAT I would see. No, no band for me.

larry gassan's avatar

So much ChudMaxxxxing there.

G B's avatar

Let's hope that the new Dem majorities have the balls to throw these jokers in prison and get accountability not accomodation!

Oy!'s avatar

President Tarpaulin looks lost at the G7.

Baconzgood's avatar

Really? I saw him on C-Span and he looked just fine. Keep in mind Baconz is piss drunk and twirled around till I was dizzy after a boxer round housed me....in fact...I dont even think this is my apartment. I own a house. Where the hell am I?

Goin Green's avatar

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE!

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!!!

Baconzgood's avatar

MY GOD HOW DID I GET HERE?!

Yeah. The magistrate didnt buy that defense.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Pinguicula gypsicola and P. colimensis were involved in a mix-up but arrived at last. https://bsky.app/profile/bagelsofdoom.bsky.social/post/3moj5iahcak2w

They're usually shipped bare root like this. Once potted up, they may mope for a minute but usually just make new roots and keep on growing.

Mavenmaven's avatar

"— when joining you on date nights and bro trips alike."

One yearns for the good old days when "bro trips" were something you did at a Dead concert

JR's avatar

G7 closing speech - "It's not an agreement it's a memo of understanding and we have understanding of certain things without writing it... and if they don't honor that we'll probably go back to bombing, you know, it's amazing what bombs can do..." Whaa? Truly frightening to watch this insanity. BTW he physically looks and sounds like there's something pretty seriously wrong, like very worn down.

PuraVida's avatar

According to Heather, two hours of incoherent rambling, with Lil' Marco standing behind him wishing he could be anywhere else. I would love to see what the foreign press says, but even more the G7 leaders.

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

The tragedy is he still walks and talks (after a fashion), and is creating an embarrassing spectacle for the world to laugh at. And nobody does anything!

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

He needs to fly somewhere each week, until something puts him out of our misery.

EyeQueue's avatar

Except that's not how an MOU works. You don't just have things not in it that are "orally" understood.

That great genius bidnessman doesn't know that?

gallbladder's avatar

Social Psychology 101: If you're gonna instigate an escalation spiral, you had fucking better be prepared to follow through.

Baconzgood's avatar

You know Trump only hires the bestest of people.

34% approval rating nation wide. Tired of winning yet MAGA?

Fuckin-A. I could swing a dead cat by the tail in downtown Cleveland hit someone smarter than his nominee for anything.

PuraVida's avatar

Waste of a dead cat IMHO.

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

The unfortunate cat would be better qualified than the current incumbents.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

1 in 3 yet they are EVERYWHERE as far as I can drive in a day. Where are the paradises where they are not seen?

PuraVida's avatar

PNW west of the Cascades.

Baconzgood's avatar

Are those Sarah McLachlan lyrics? Listen i would never kill a cat and swing it over my head in Cleveland....Erie PA....thats a different story

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

The original phrase originates from the 'cat-o'-nine-tails' formerly employed in British Naval discipline, so that'd be a way different story.

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

Oh, well, so it's just flogging sailors. Thought for a minute we were talking cat abuse!

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Sir, with tears in our eyes. Never has there been a more manly surrender in the history of surrenders. Nobody surrenders better than you. Nobody.

Tetman Callis's avatar

Lee at Appomattox might be a contender. Or Cornwallis at Yorktown. Or maybe Paulus at Stalingrad.