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Only the pumpkin spice one

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I hope they don't give these out for trick or treat.

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Nailed it!

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Stupid Spice?

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Calamari? Unleash the kraken segments into the deep-fryer.

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He was protecting Trump, but if his presence ever threatens the mob, they'll give the word and that guy will rub out that orange bastard just like Robert Di Niro's character did to Jimmy Hoffa. That's what he's really there for.

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And foreskins.

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You know, people's minds are compartmentalized. We're so appalled by those two and their killing--but you know what slaughterhouses are-- well I do. And domestic animals are considered yet a third thing. So she won't care a bit about wild animals because you know-- they're mean! And don't belong to anybody. Of course it's gross! But the need all around is so vast that I don't begrudge her, if she's really done this work.

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Hey there, just checking in again to see if you're a real person. So far, you haven't replied, so if I don't see a reply from you in a week or so, I'll assume this is a spambot account and ban it. If you're a hu-mon, please let us know. Thanks!

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woohoo!

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"Transactional immunity!"What vaccine gives you this immunity?Is it the horse paste?

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You probably can't turn Weskopf because his entire family has probably been threatened by the trump mob and MAGAts and no amount of jail time threat will cause him to turn.

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His mistake was swindling the wealthy and powerful.....had he only swindled little people, he'd have released on parole after 10

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Not even trump would hire arm named "Matt The Squid".

Would he?

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