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🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

Dump sez he's asking his bought and paid for SC criminals to re-review the birthright thing. 🙄

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Jury duty tomorrow. After I blew it off 3 times already in the last 18 months. (BillEGoat, criminal mastermind. *slaps hand*) But they had me going clear across the county, nearly an hour away with a lot of secondary roads. I duly called and rescheduled after each blow-off, but finally squeaky-wheeled myself the last time into them putting me back where I live, so it's a 5-minute drive.

I've been trying to get on a jury for 30 years and would love to, but any time I've made it into a courtroom, I've known one of lawyers. And the last time, I actually made it into the jury box (hooray! and the judge had to disclose that I've had cases in front of him over the years, and we've known each other, but were not 'friendly' in any way), but after the questions at sidebar in particular, one of the attorneys tossed me in a nanosecond using a peremptory challenge. *sighs* Always just a waste of time for me.

Watch me end up on a 2-week murder trial, LOL!

Oy!'s avatar

"Actor Patrick Dempsey rules out replacing Graham Platner in US Senate race"

Mmm. . . y'ok. Was that really a thing?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2026/jul/08/graham-platner-democrats-senate-bernie-sanders-maine-donald-trump-us-politics-live

PeteWa's avatar

The Daily Beast has a video of the rotting orange pedophile going up the stairs to his PDFile One air machine and they are focused on Donvict’s left hand twitch / spasm.

I found it much more disturbing that the entire left side of his body looks like a limp slab of rancid beef.

HerstoryRepeating's avatar

Yikes,That’s nuts!

How much PT is required for someone to climb stairs like that? One sided stair climbing.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

I wanna know why I haven't been charged with damaging the reflecting pool.

I mean, I've watched just as many videos as anyone else.

I feel left out . . .

satch's avatar

Why do you hate Amurka?

AJ Milne's avatar

Hell I even watched some of them twice.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Mitch McConnell shamelessly and brazenly obstructed Obama from naming a SCOTUS justice, then went on to ram Amy Twonames through in the closing seconds of Trump I. To get what he wanted, this motherfucker manipulated the Senate's rules until they were ready to break.

There would be something deeply ironic if McConnell were to end his life in what amounts to prolonged suspended animation so that...Senate rules can be manipulated.

Oy!'s avatar

He packed the court, single-handedly. Fuck that guy. The Dems need to stop pearl-clutching about 'packing the court' and 'what it would look like'. The fucker McConnell already did it and we can SEE what it looks like.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Someone interviewed a "friend" of Mitch the turtle.

The friend said "don't look for anything there. there isn't anything there. all he wants is power. that's it. nothing else"

So I hope whatever he has hurts like fuck.

Stulexington's avatar

I'd see it more as par for the course.

paperlesstiger's avatar

Let's just say they're shaking the bugs out.

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗗𝗼𝗱𝗴𝗲𝘀 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗢𝗻 𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗛𝗲'𝘀 𝗦𝘂𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗙𝗹𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗤𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗶 𝗔𝗶𝗿 𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗲 𝗢𝗻𝗲

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-qatari-air-force-one-iran-threat_n_6a4ea2fae4b04b52a93e0b93?origin=home-latest-news-unit

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Be a damn shame if he crashed in the bribe-jet because it isn’t secure. Or working properly, like anything else he touches.

Stulexington's avatar

They found one of the bugs?

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Trump posts photo of tonight's attack on Iran. It might be an AI retouch of a 2025 photo, but it is REAL!

Hugo's avatar

“Their masculinity issues can’t take it.”

Lay the fuck off. There are plenty of cunts out there.

Be more sexist.

Hugo's avatar

I literally stopped reading at that point.

Long time reader and fan.

Be better.

Mysterysurf's avatar

A longtime reader should know that the c-word is verbotin here. You might want to make an edit to that.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Plus it sounds like a “man” got insulted on the internet and his dick fell off.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Hi Wonkets. Here is a different evening Zelenskyy, although I do like when he told asshole he would be leery of having discussions in Moscow because it’s dangerous there due to all of the Ukrainian drones. https://www.president.gov.ua/en/news/postachannya-vinishuvachiv-gripen-i-zmicnennya-ukrayinskoyi-105365

Bonus Zelenska https://www.president.gov.ua/en/news/zahist-ditej-vid-verbuvannya-v-merezhi-olena-zelenska-podili-105369 I love how she absolutely doesn’t have the posture of a bad-ass and she’s every bit as bad-ass as her husband.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

All the reporters at the press conference were forced to remove their shoes before going in to to ask questions.

That's why no one was throwing shoes at donnie.

I would have smuggled in some old funky crocs myself. I also would have been seen practicing throwing them for about a month beforehand.

42tontom's avatar

Do they make steel-toed crocs?

verne's avatar

i would have brought in metal diving boots

Thixotropickle's avatar

Nobody wants to give Maxi Florsheim Mini Marco any courageous idears.

Ellen_D, domestic terrorist's avatar

"French diplomats joked that since Canada and Denmark share a land border on an uninhabited Arctic island off Greenland"

*googles*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Island

swmnguy's avatar

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky_War

Yep. The Canadians sent soldiers to plant a Canadian flag there in 1984, and they left a bottle of Canadian whiskey. The Danes came back with a Danish flag, a bottle of Schnapps, and a letter stating, "Welcome to the Danish Island."

This went back and forth with the flags and the booze for quite a while. And they screwed around resolving the dispute until 2022. Probably because their soldiers got a kick out of it.

Thixotropickle's avatar

"But what about Frans Island, huh? What am I, chopped >insert proper version of fermented inedible grossfish HERE_______<?"

-A Very Pumped Up Frans Island

Stulexington's avatar

The most polite land dispute ever!

paperlesstiger's avatar

Not like he would know I was there anyway, amiright?

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳'𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘩 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘚,” 𝘵𝘩𝘦 [𝘌𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘰] 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘓𝘰𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘞𝘓𝘒𝘠 𝘰𝘯 𝘛𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘺.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/latest-news-live-updates_n_6a4b6bc0e4b05c9d0338a117

Thixotropickle's avatar

She's still in constant communication with him via her personal medium

Nuernburger's avatar

For 20 minutes or so.

Crystalclear12's avatar

My first thought was doesn't matter if she's gone if he's on life support.

Stulexington's avatar

It does if he's only being kept alive because of life support and she, his only medical proxy, went incommunicado to duck that end of life discussion with his doctors.

Crystalclear12's avatar

I'm sure he is receiving the care he deserves.

Noma Larkey's avatar

Bathroom reno from hell update - Shower doors installed today. They look fabulous! I've been very patient (patience is definitely NOT one of my virtues!!) up until now, but I want the damn thing DONE!! The big hold up (vanity top) is supposed to be delivered between 9a-12n tomorrow. I swear, if we open that box and it's damaged or not the correct item, I don't know what I'll do. I'm pissed as hell with the contractor because they could've been finishing the other stuff that has nothing to do with the vanity wall. I'm just trying to hold it together and not piss them off too much so they can finish and get the hell out of my house!

Mysterysurf's avatar

Another drummer with a birthday today is Pentti Glan, born on this day in 1946. Here he is off the album Rock 'n' Roll Animal playing with Lou Reed on "White Light, White Heat":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY1TdzTO_8A

And here he is in Alice Cooper's band playing "Eighteen":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPGz1DVryGU

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

https://bsky.app/profile/helenkennedy.com/post/3mq63m5f33s27 [tweet image]

Yeah this is bullshit. He's covering up some shenanigans with Grift Force One

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

It does not have the defense systems of the Real AF1

Thixotropickle's avatar

I thought the de-fuckening of the GriftJetWon was going to take years and years and so it was never going to be used and was instead going to end up being flown into downtown Miami so it could get parked next to the Dump Library as a floating barge/casino/ketchup factory?

Crystalclear12's avatar

Brand new?

I thought it was a second hand pos special?

AJ Milne's avatar

Yeah it was basically YOU pay to put gas in this now kthxbye.

swmnguy's avatar

Nah, it was a low-mileage creampuff. It was owned by a sweet little old sheikh who only flew it on Sundays, giving rides to all the little kids in the neighborhood to and from Church.

Crystalclear12's avatar

Rides like a dream.*

*no refunds or exchanges

swmnguy's avatar

Or, as cars were listed in the "Hy-Vee Trader" free ad sheet in my hometown in the early '80s, "$200 - Runs Good." Or, ""Rusty But Trusty, $200." Or, "Replace the transmission, drive it away for free."

Crystalclear12's avatar

Also:

Good for parts

Will consider trade

Free to first person

Thixotropickle's avatar

"What cameras and listening devices? Those? Oh those are for decorative purposes only!"