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H0mer0's avatar

She would look like Carol Anne on Poltergeist

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

If I had to be her, I'd be drunk 24/7 myself.

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Skepti-KC's avatar

Hence their self-serving motivation for traitorous actions.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

Aaaagh! So I was so wrong on that call...

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H0mer0's avatar

I didn't say there was anything wrong with that.

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Jared Andrew Shoemaker Jr's avatar

And have a husband like hers

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emw12's avatar

Nothin' like a day drunk.

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Mark Lungo's avatar

It is a dark time for Republicans.

In some ways, it actually is. Yeah, their terrible policies are getting passed, but everyone who isn't already part of their death cult hates them, so the party's not growing. Non-establishment Democrats, whether Presidential candidates like Warren and Harris or office holders like The Squad, Maxine Waters and Elijah Cummings, are fighting back hard. And worst/best of all, the GOP's hold on power has a foundation of sand. Trump is holding the party together, but he won't be around much longer; what happens when he and his aging base are gone? Does any other Republican have his wretched "charisma"? Will they really be able to cheat their way to "victory" forever? It's a dark time for America (and the world), but always remember that for Republicans, the worst is yet to come.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Well, she did get stuck in a teevee, after all...

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Janae Bess's avatar

Poor Cindy Lou was busted stealing pain pills from her own charity. CL's(AKA Beer Barbie) excuse was she was in so much pain because the wives of DC lawmakers were so mean to her. Excuse me while i barf...again.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

"When two boats love each other very much..."

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Enter Ranting's avatar

The ship or the senator?

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((( Augustus )))'s avatar

Maggin McCann sux

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H0mer0's avatar

They probably were mean to her. It's not easy being married, especially to dickheads who may dump you for a younger staffer.

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peteywheats's avatar

Now that the Republican party is an anti-democracy, pro-Dictatorship, neo-nazi, white nationalist totalitarian party.... we're going to have to reconsider the use of the "conservative" label. I have never voted for a Republican in my life and I feel a lot more "conservative" than these MAGAt radicals.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

they've appropriated the conservative culture! ;)

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