Good news, America: Science reports that it has had communication with an alternate dimension. Strangely enough, the message is once again from pill-snarfing loon Michele Bachmann, who explains that in fact, she ran a very nearly perfect campaign for president: "We were extremely careful, and we were almost mistake-free, but for those two points, Elvis Presley’s birthday and John Wayne’s birthplace." That's nice. So is Michele Bachmann the Republican nominee in this alternate dimension, after having run such a glorious campaign? Maybe she is already President there, even? That's too bad, it sounds like that dimension might have been sort of a fun, kooky "wear your pants backwards everyday" kind of place before Michele Bachmann quickly annihilated it as its new leader. In this world, however, we can think of several more mistakes Michele Bachmann made. What's the first one, off the top of the head?
Smegma-lips made a bigger deal out of being Jesus Krayzee than she did, but he's only Opus Dei crazy, she takes it to that unique realm of headfuckery that only the New Apostolic Reformation can manage.
i miss them all at this point. mittbot has a clear shot to the nomination and is frying my very last nerve on a daily basis and there's six more bloody months to go.
I have to disagree. She is unprincipled hypocritical crazy, and, like, e.g., Palin, willfully ignorant.
Plus, she's still getting 175 large per year plus benefits, paid for by you and me, for doing squat.
I don't feel bad for her even a leetle teeny bit.
Smegma-lips made a bigger deal out of being Jesus Krayzee than she did, but he's only Opus Dei crazy, she takes it to that unique realm of headfuckery that only the New Apostolic Reformation can manage.
It was a lot more entertaining than Mittens, that's for sure.
I'll mix the white russians.
i miss them all at this point. mittbot has a clear shot to the nomination and is frying my very last nerve on a daily basis and there's six more bloody months to go.
And we know how many people in Minnesota have a pool.
She should be on the Women for Herman Cain website. In that position.
She did run a perfect campaign. It's just that there were too many candidates which split the all-important dumbass vote.