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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

⚠️ KETCHUP ALERT!! ⚠️

https://bsky.app/profile/marcelias.bsky.social/post/3mq3m4swqgs2b

🚨BREAKING: A federal judge declined to pause a ruling that blocked the U.S. Postal Service (USPS) from implementing President Donald Trump’s sweeping executive order targeting mail voting. https://www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/judge-rejects-trump-administration-bid-to-pause-order-blocking-attack-on-mail-voting/

Dirty Work's avatar

How would we nose.

Please cast your vote here:

Dead or alive?

polymarket says .. smart money.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

OT: I just got a message from work

I can, effectively, do whatever the fuck I want and make decisions worth millions and talk to other companies and ... do whatever I want.

I'm still annoyed though.

But that does make smile a bit. Would you trust me? No. You wouldn't trust me with a paper clip.

Apparently billion dollar companies do trust me. Which is most amusing.

I love you people. You are my people.

Cincinnatus's avatar

She must have bought into that 'Patriot Front is Antifa' rumor.

Anna Paulina Luna xitter, yesterday: "What I find odd about Patriot Front is how under Biden they were never investigated. Well funded. Never investigated. FBI under Biden looked into Catholics instead. So, looks like @GOPoversight should do some digging."

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

That sounds a lot like bullshit to me.

Kateorite's avatar

Another woman has come forward in re Platner.

[Wapo]

"Ex-girlfriend of Graham Platner says he removed condoms without consent during sex"

https://archive.ph/bskJG

Noma Larkey's avatar

I've lost track. Is this #3?

JustPixelz's avatar

He's gonna have to work harder to catch up to Trump.

Free beach's avatar

Yeah now it’s just details nobody wants to know.

Kateorite's avatar

Welllll the accusers might have some stuff to say.

Darrell Leland's avatar

In the name of accurate journalism I should point out that it was the machine that goes PING.

Shane Donnell's avatar

So... can we have your liver?

John W.'s avatar

Mitch McConnell, Shrodinger's senator.

Shane Donnell's avatar

Collapse his wave function.

Marty Smit's avatar

OT

Dallas Cowboy player Marshawn Kneeland diagnosed with CTE, after his death by suicide. Age 24. AGE 24!!

Although it’s a given US industry/business gives zero shits about their employees, as long as massive profits are made.

what Pierre said's avatar

Well, I made it to Kraków! The weather on the East Coast on Monday made me have to change my first flight. That flight was delayed. I missed two more. Ended up in Kraków more than four hours after I was supposed to. My luggage didn't end up in Kraków at all. I slipped on spilled coffee in the airport and bashed my knee. My phone wouldn't charge whe whole trip so I was on 3% when I got to the Airbnb and couldn't get in (don't say the lockbox is black if it's gray and don't say it's to the right of the door when it's on the door and there's another, black, lockbox to the right of the door, mkay?) Went out for groceries and the sky opened up. Now my one and only set of clothes is soaked through and I'm too tired to eat. But otherwise it's been great so far! 😖

Maybe I got it all out of the way (touch wood 🪵🪵🪵)

Noma Larkey's avatar

I love KRK! A wonderful city, with great people! I've been there 3 times on work trips. I hope that was all your travel snafu's in one day.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Bird just shit on me, that's supposed to be good luck!

Free beach's avatar

Yeah go with that. Or be mad at bird.

Ron's avatar

They have all said that they talked to Glitch, but did Turtleman speak back? Anyone can talk to a vegetable, but will the vegetable respond to you?

Randy Bender's avatar

Sobbing while beating on the corpse and yelling "come back to life we've got elections to steal!!!" technically counts as talking.

🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

Oh, FFS!!!

MeidasTouch

‪@meidastouch.com

The White House's "Freedom Fuel" gas station was quietly a Sunoco until they rebranded it for a July 3 photo op. Street View shows the same station selling gas for $2.99 in November 2024 — before Trump took office. Now the White House is calling $3.47 a win.

https://bsky.app/profile/meidastouch.com/post/3mq3kgb4cu22x

Craig Nixon's avatar

When do I wake up from this stupid dream?

Last time I drop acid at bedtime.

Khavrinen's avatar

"In summary, Mitch McConnell might be dead. Or he might not be dead."

Is it possible he's "only MOSTLY dead"?

Maybe someone should go through his pockets and look for loose change.

Free beach's avatar

If you kick him in the balls, he should react. Although he gave them to trump years ago.

gallbladder's avatar

If today's match goes any slower, it'll be yesterday's.

42tontom's avatar

Today will be yesterday tomorrow.

eppe's avatar

Switzerland always tries to play the long game, a three month ceasefire ain't possible today though.

Sgt JMK's avatar

Funny how everyone who claims to have spoken to Mitch did so for "about 20 minutes" and says they covered current events.

Sounds to me like a memo went out from RNC headquarters with some suggested or sample comments.

42tontom's avatar

“I only had a couple of beers, ossifer”

Free beach's avatar

I talked with Mitch.

He said he had no comment.