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Lily412's avatar

Are those characters on the cover part of some inbred fundamentalist commune? Is that why their eyes are so disturbingly close together?

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Lily412's avatar

It took me a second to get this:

"So, yes, the distinguished legal mind of Neil Gorsuch got the basic dispute at the heart of the case dead wrong and ass-backwards (a position, we should mention, that’s still technically illegal in Arkansas, despite the SCOTUS ruling in Lawrence v. Texas)."

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Cornelius Fussbudget's avatar

Thanks for trying to explain! I still don't think I completely understand though...maybe a Wonksplainer would set me straight! Probably a (very boring) waste of time though, and I just need to set aside a couple of hours to read more about it if I really want to understand.

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The Potoo of Existential Derp's avatar

Can a SCOTUS judge be forced to step down for gross abuse of their position?

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The Potoo of Existential Derp's avatar

Why do you think they've been targeting library funding?

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mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

oh, dont get me wrong....i dont totally understand what the post you quote is quite getting at either, but i thought i'd give it a shot!...if you're new to this wonkette thing, lemme tell you about our own in-house lawsplainer who goes by the name of FiveDollar Feminist...she writes a few columns a week, and i think we need her to get on this case real quick-like to set us straight

5$ Fem, are you listening, hello????

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Chuck's avatar

Remind me not to do "it" ass backwards in ass backwards Arkansas. Do they list your cousin's name if he is the father of your child?

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Chuck's avatar

Or the Apple pie?

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Hazel Blumberg's avatar

Looking at the "God Made Dad and Mom" cover illustration above, I note that mom is white, dad is a person of color, and that child is white. Hmmmmmmmm. Is dad the real dad? Did mom use a sperm donor? Neil Gorsuch better investigate this one.

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Hazel Blumberg's avatar

Of course they do! With pride! And you get extra points if the father of your child is your father or your brother!

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Diamond-CherryBlossom-Song's avatar

And if it is your son then well you get a metal!

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

The green turned out to be mold, though.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Just as I knew when he was confirmed, Gorsuch is a fraud. What else would we expect from a fraudster like Trump?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The Last Of Us started from InfoWars supplements!

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javadavis's avatar

... or all of the above.

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javadavis's avatar

There is still Barbwire and WND.

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