Would you believe we have another New Pope Does Awesome Thing story? Of course we do. We are totally gonna have to do a "Today in Pope" every freaking day to keep up with this guy. So the new thing: There's a pretty good chance that Pope Francis has been
it's going to be quite the show when the self proclaimed party of God has to loose their attack dogs and their vaunted smear machine on the Pope. Gonna be some serious cognitive dissonance in the sentient portion of their base
Papistman Papistman, Does whatever a christian can Dresses plain, goes outdoors Hangs with junkies, bums and whores Look Out! Here comes the Papistman!.
(I know they're not "bums", but I'm tired, lazy, and I needed a one syl word)
When asked how Francis evaded security and got over the Vatican wall, the Swiss Spokesguard replied: "Vhat, you neffer heard of Pope-on-a-rope?"
And by "reports" we mean "hastily fabricated retrospective bullshit designed to counter the far more verifiable stories of his close collaboration with Mussolini."
it's going to be quite the show when the self proclaimed party of God has to loose their attack dogs and their vaunted smear machine on the Pope. Gonna be some serious cognitive dissonance in the sentient portion of their base
Dear Mr. Pope...please don't make it easy for crazies to kill you.
Unless the bishop set him up.
Papistman Papistman, Does whatever a christian can Dresses plain, goes outdoors Hangs with junkies, bums and whores Look Out! Here comes the Papistman!.
(I know they're not "bums", but I'm tired, lazy, and I needed a one syl word)
Popeghazi!!!!
"He's a midnight baker". (He sneaks out, fries up an order of Host, goes around communifying the homeless).
"Impeach" smells like almonds.
Well that was fast,
except most of it is child porn
ELP libel! Everybody knows that it's Benedict who works for Jesus as the bouncer at St. Peter's gate.
Someone should check Avignon to make sure some cardinals aren't gussying the place up for new habitation.
I named mine Doris although Bitey was my first choice.
When asked how Francis evaded security and got over the Vatican wall, the Swiss Spokesguard replied: "Vhat, you neffer heard of Pope-on-a-rope?"
I'm here 'til Thursday....
pig Latin on the new Pope thread?
ISWYDT
And by "reports" we mean "hastily fabricated retrospective bullshit designed to counter the far more verifiable stories of his close collaboration with Mussolini."
Many good points here and may I congratulate you on the all-too-rare correct use of "effect" as a verb.