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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's going to be quite the show when the self proclaimed party of God has to loose their attack dogs and their vaunted smear machine on the Pope. Gonna be some serious cognitive dissonance in the sentient portion of their base

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Dear Mr. Pope...please don't make it easy for crazies to kill you.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Unless the bishop set him up.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Papistman Papistman, Does whatever a christian can Dresses plain, goes outdoors Hangs with junkies, bums and whores Look Out! Here comes the Papistman!.

(I know they're not "bums", but I'm tired, lazy, and I needed a one syl word)

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Popeghazi!!!!

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bobbert's avatar

"He's a midnight baker". (He sneaks out, fries up an order of Host, goes around communifying the homeless).

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bobbert's avatar

"Impeach" smells like almonds.

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malsperanza's avatar

Well that was fast,

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

except most of it is child porn

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

ELP libel! Everybody knows that it's Benedict who works for Jesus as the bouncer at St. Peter's gate.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Someone should check Avignon to make sure some cardinals aren't gussying the place up for new habitation.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I named mine Doris although Bitey was my first choice.

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jqheywood's avatar

When asked how Francis evaded security and got over the Vatican wall, the Swiss Spokesguard replied: "Vhat, you neffer heard of Pope-on-a-rope?"

I'm here 'til Thursday....

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

pig Latin on the new Pope thread?

ISWYDT

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malsperanza's avatar

And by "reports" we mean "hastily fabricated retrospective bullshit designed to counter the far more verifiable stories of his close collaboration with Mussolini."

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PsycWench's avatar

Many good points here and may I congratulate you on the all-too-rare correct use of "effect" as a verb.

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