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Give it a few years.

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Isn't it time for another Zuckerberg Apology Tour?

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He can pardon everyone on his Friends and Family account, but there are still all the Russians that were charged in the collusion. Mueller can continue to investigate Trump's friends and family as relates to the investigations of the Russians, and expose any wrongdoing. Unless Trump also wants to pardon the Russians.

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Will Clippy take the stand at Manafort's trail?

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Nope. He'll tough it out, because he won't really believe that they can actually keep him there, despite what his (real) lawyer was telling him as they closed the door between them.

He'll start wavering finally late at night, then fall asleep terrified. When he wakes up he'll crack, so I'll give it about 18 hours.

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Keyser Soze?

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When I was on site network admin, I emphatically did not let work computers back up important data to the cloud. (I did allow salesfolk to put files they wanted our customers to see, such as our latest prices.) Not just the possibility of hacking or cloud admin corruption, but the possibility of a crash and prolonged disconnect.

Losing a computer or our whole network was bad enough, but outside problems (like the monthly email crashes) were beyond my control and reach.

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Now I'm hungry for a loaf-trail.

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You guys, is it possible he WANTS to be in jail where he is less likely to get the polonium tea?

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And ten other monkeys volunteered for the "electric stimulation"

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i don't think you can save the country by savaging the justice system to get someone who is savaging the justice system.

(i totally agree with you btw and am terrified. but still hopeful...)

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Let us hope together.

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Also: it gets clearer every day why the Russians (and their American stooges) decided to endlessly promote the utter canard that Hillary was "irresponsible" and "careless" -- her private server was so secure that THEY couldn't hack into it (as opposed to literally everything else--read David Corn's book, it's horrifying). So that is specifically what they attacked, and why they attacked her. AND THE MORON WINGNUTS BOUGHT IT. How Putin and his fellas must have been laughing in their borscht.

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I think there are Hindu Gods for that.

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Pay in cash in a mom and pop store where there are no surveillance cameras, take the bus not your car.

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