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PubOption's avatar

Going rogue in Mother Russia might result in your next cocktail being radioactive.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

In post-communist Russia, <i>you</i> make <i>Ebola</i> vomit.

Thank you, thank you. Please try the borscht.

PubOption's avatar

How do you get Cyrillic characters into a post? I can think of at least one circumstance where it might be useful.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Well, they're not cancelling the hooligan exchange program, are they? Because the USA is in desparate need of more violent, dumb idiots.

Chris Grrr's avatar

One of our leading press watchdogs will run with a story because it's feeding conspiracy theories and raising suspicions. Journalmalism was sorta useful while it lasted...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

interestingly, a 78 year old Frank Serpico has a decent article there today on the continuing police violence and corruption. apparently, it's his turn to be the exception that proves the rule when it comes to all-drivel, all the time from the hacks at Politico

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Riley- a quick suggestion: fix your hyperlinks so they don't take you away from teh wonket, but rather open in a new window or tab

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>With Ebola now killing 0.000001% of Americans who might have otherwise died naturally from self-inflicted gunshot wounds, diabetes, car accidents or no-knock, wrong-condo SWAT raids</blockquote>

You've actually overstated the problem by a factor of 3. And that asshole was the one who started the outbreak in Nigeria.

SullivanSt's avatar

Other alternatives: alt+lots of numbers, or changing your keyboard layout in control panel.

SullivanSt's avatar

Let's meet for cocktails on the Vistula!

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Pasties? Nipple covers or hand held meat pies from Cornwall?