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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

You are in Luk-su-so-wa, my Belvedere friend.

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Mahousu's avatar

Today, we are all gutter drunks.

And pretty much every other day also, but that doesn't sound as impressive.

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schmannity's avatar

You're forgetting Easter--Christ has risen indeed [drains Bloody Mary] Hallelujah!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Rick, a union member, and a tea bagger sit down to a six pack of beer. Rick takes five and tells the bagger to be careful because the union member wanted his beer.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Rick does not look so good in the morning: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRVhevmDwlk">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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The Quirk's avatar

I'll have two of what that nice man on the floor had, thank you.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'm too type to drunk. *burp*

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

If he promises to never take his shirt off in public - ever again - I will not judge his alcohol problem.

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schmannity's avatar

11:30 is Bloody Mary time, you fool.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

He's ideas are about as coherent as any other drunk's that I know.

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