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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

You are in Luk-su-so-wa, my Belvedere friend.

Mahousu's avatar

Today, we are all gutter drunks.

And pretty much every other day also, but that doesn't sound as impressive.

schmannity's avatar

You're forgetting Easter--Christ has risen indeed [drains Bloody Mary] Hallelujah!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Rick, a union member, and a tea bagger sit down to a six pack of beer. Rick takes five and tells the bagger to be careful because the union member wanted his beer.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Rick does not look so good in the morning: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRVhevmDwlk">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

The Quirk's avatar

I'll have two of what that nice man on the floor had, thank you.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'm too type to drunk. *burp*

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

If he promises to never take his shirt off in public - ever again - I will not judge his alcohol problem.

schmannity's avatar

11:30 is Bloody Mary time, you fool.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

He's ideas are about as coherent as any other drunk's that I know.