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Carla Vandermeer's avatar

When you are a rethuglican, nothing is ever your fault. It's like being a bankster. The rulers don't seem to apply.

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WellIGotNothing's avatar

So would twat be to cunt what shit is to fuck?

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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

The #8 Needles of Fury!

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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

Like the pants Phil Mickelson wears sometimes that I can't stand.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

All while leading through a list of tourists attractions and lamenting the fact that the tour bus they wanted to take would leave them too far to meet with Steele's lawyer.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

You have a particular set of skills.

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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

I don't see any vicuna on there. I use Manos de Uruguay a lot and I love alpaca. It's so soft. It's great for gloves.

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Lurking Splendorist's avatar

My first thought also.

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wavicles's avatar

Oh... um, never mind that, sir. He must have been on cell because he just came through the front door with several lrage men in tow, he should be knocking on your door any sec...

BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM"This is the FUCKIN EFF BEE IEE! OPEN THIS DOOR!"

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Ah, the musk ox. Well, given your appreciation for fine fibers I certainly can understand your wanting to share the experience. I certainly prize my little alpaca shawl. It's my go-to when I want to sit out on the screened porch and read at night the autumn. So light, but warm and soft.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

They're changing the Guard at Buckingham Palace,Devin's employees went down with Alice.So where is the guy, the guy named Steele?"Don't dare you attempt to cop a feel."

Says Alice.

They're changing the Guard at Buckingham Palace,Devin's employees went down with Alice.They try to wave their tiny weenies,"Shouldn't you try to avoid subpoenes?"

Says Alice.

They're changing the Guard at Buckingham Palace,Devin's employees went down with Alice.I am recused but what the shit.I'd sell my country for a thruppeny bit.

Says Devin.

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gffish's avatar

Is "Where In The World Is Christopher Steele" an updating of "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"

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Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

This is NOT a waste of time and money! What could be more important than showing the world that we are not the country with the peed on President. It's embarrassing!

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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

Now you have me wondering where I can get some vicuna yarn... I am a knitter.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Sé que es común. Eso no lo hace correcto. I know I'm splitting alpaca hair, but it's SUCH a beautiful fiber that I'd hate for anyone with wool allergy to think they must avoid it. It's my second favorite mammal fiber -- first is qiviut.

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