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Mirful's avatar

It wasn't disquieting enough, it wasn't creepy enough, it wasn't smarmy enough, it wasn't vaguely evil enough when she talked...

...then she saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!

To the little children, for Cthulhu's sake!!!

(I'll bet somewhere she has a recipe for roasting children.)

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

Well, maybe not so quick.

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John Moore's avatar

Stomach has been hurting all day. I'm going to go take a Cruz.

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John Moore's avatar

First there was Brangelina. Now............Cruzorina.

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eliamias's avatar

Okay, so far I've only gotten through the first paragraph, but as a Montrealer can I just say: fuck no?

Thank you.

I will now finish the rest of this post.

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

I wager one hundred quatloos on the newcomer!

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In-Home Tooter's avatar

Tedly is easier to put on a button, though Cruzorina does have a certain je ne sais quoi.

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In-Home Tooter's avatar

Communion doesn't quite rhyme, but it's alliterative.

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revenant's avatar

because there is no rock, just more foul stinking ooze... by next election cycle expect them to be using obsidian knives to rip the beating hearts out of small black children live on camera to feed to Mammon; and even then they will find some way to sink lower

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danteardenz's avatar

The baby would look like John Kasich .

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phoenix00's avatar

"MON DIEU!!!"

FTFY

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phoenix00's avatar

PPPPS: we also love our centralized healthcare. Leave that be as well please.

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phoenix00's avatar

One bankrupts America morally, one bankrupts America financially. Sounds legit.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Seems to me that both of those qualities apply to each of them.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Okay, but we're not giving back Neil Young.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Kirk would not hit that.

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