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True, Blue states overall support Red states.

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Well it'd have to be "with votes." Otherwise Fiore would need a lot of kleenex (oh come on! She's the one bragging about cops "pointing" at her! )

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I thought it already was libertarian Amsterdam?

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Of course, as a state representative, Michele is also required to shake her photoshopped funbags while pointing weapons at every direction defend and uphold the Constitution as well. But I'm sure she knows that because there is no way we would put someone on the job who was unaware of their responsibilities, right?

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Particularly Trump.

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1) votes2) drugs3) bullets

* all combinations and permutations permissible, not necessarily in order provided

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Oh for fucks sake.

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Tsk, tsk, tsk, now Donna has a roommate named Lori?! How big is that place you girls are renting anyway? Now it has a big FLAG on it, beeches!

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Are you.... implying............ shooting male, um, bodily fluids at her?!?!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photo...

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That gal really creeps me out.

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Blood boiling.... OK, simmer down cranky. BLM officers confront heavily armed, highly paid thugs dumping toxic waste illegally all the time. All the while the only backup is a long ways away. Some of the most dedicated and brave public servants out there.

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"'I’m a public figure, and I don’t think exposing a lover is the right thing to do,' Fiore said."

"But I'm totally going to brag about how boning him means no one on the police force will arrest me, so I can pretty much do whatever want," said Mintie, pretending to be Fiore.

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Fiore: “We’re looking for a murder victim [sic] driving a silver four-door Jag..."

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Yup dealing with meth heads on wire burns and illegal, heavily armed illegal pot growers and wildcat miner scum. These people have a tough job

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I would rather dip my nuts in boiling oil than fuck that, that......thing

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Statistically, she has good odds of completing that mission on her own

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