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Mark Linimon's avatar

The *real* answer can be found at https://www.rev.com/blog/transcripts/donald-trump-speaks-at-rally-in-las-vegas-transcript .

Do not blame me if this scares the shit out of you.

Riversong's avatar

I am nauseated and terrified. How can anyone be stupid enough to vote for this moron?

arcessita's avatar

The only one I thought was fake was #10, because I was skeptical about him eventually remembering what he was talking about. The rest sounded entirely real to me

Robert Eckert's avatar

After the first four I decided all the odds were real and all the evens were fake, which gave me a disturbingly high score.

Anzu's avatar

Same with me, although it's because the vocabulary level was too high. "Feces" and "Big Tech" are too technical/abstract" for him. He'd use "shit" and "tech companies" instead.

boo radley's avatar

I thought they were all right, haha.

JCfromNC's avatar

Me too also. He's a living example of Poe's Law -- there's almost nothing you can put in his voice that's so outrageous that you can't believe it would be him.

eddi-SABH's avatar

I hope the person doing the interview was entertained. Because he/she certainly wasn't told the truth. Interviewer: "Any drug use?" Lawyer: (quickly) My client has never been accused of that. You are just stirring up trouble." Interviewer notes: "Doesn't need them. Lives in own fantasy world."

Donald Trump completes mandatory presentencing interview after less than 30 minutes of questioning https://apnews.com/article/trump-hush-money-interview-probation-new-york-8c6e79c8b87fe361e2adce7536e31d27

JR's avatar

He's told that shark story before. In Ottumwa IA in Oct 2023, and he slurred the "elecchecution" part.

beb's avatar

I didn't do well on the quiz because all twelve quotes sounded exactly like someone the Felon would say.

AKLynne's avatar

I am pretty sure the Home Depot guy is right wing and gives his money to Republicans. If anyone knows differently, let me know, because based on my understanding of his politics, I hate shopping at Home Depot. Anyway, you omitted the one that Joe Biden just turned into a campaign ad today. That was a doozy!

Anzu's avatar

That has been my understanding as well, historically. However, it may be that the Home Depot guy has decided to not sponsor Trump specifically this year, instead giving his money to downballot races in the GOP, and the Hairless Fuhrer is now only assuming that means he's supporting Biden instead.

Menotsure's avatar

"Sharks, Shocks, and Ships : The Perils of A Life By the Sea"

By Donald Jonah Trump : Seacaptain.

AKLynne's avatar

Shocks, Sharks and Ships. I like that one better, but wow, try to it fast three times.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

"Run from the sharks, me boys, run from the sharks!"

Morbidly Curious Wine's avatar

I got the shark one right because I read about it this morning, otherwise I tune out the spirochetes' control of what remains of Trump's brain.

Tessie's avatar

He's just afraid that if he gets electrocuted, it will make his hair frizzy.

Cat Cafe's avatar

#11 is, I think, my favorite, with the sudden switchback at the end

The G-7 Experience's avatar

Sheeeit, I thought they were all his quotes, forgot to even question them....

TFG has broken me.... :(

AKLynne's avatar

Same here. They certainly could be.

Queroloustwo's avatar

I guess Mercury won't be selling any electric outboard motors. https://www.mercurymarine.com/us/en/engines/electric/avator

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. My children don't hate me because I never had kids.