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OANN: Our American Nothingburger Network.

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Robert "Red" Herring doesn't have a clue.

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Did CNN need to put in that reference to Venezuela? Sigh... corporate media is gonna accept the establishment line, no matter what.

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Teeheeheehee. Ta, Liz.

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The gun maggot started contacting friends and family and complaining about me, and actually got a woman I know who for some stupid reason married a gun maggot trumpsuckkker to come after me to get me to apologize to that microdick. Didn't go well for her.

Still haven't heard from that gun maggot or his imaginary girl lawyer.

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So delightfully the case!

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And speaking of onanism, looks like Trump's favorite crank yankers will be riding to the rescue with a poll more to his liking."And based on our polling of voters saying they're likely to vote for Donald Trump, we see Trump with 100% percent of the vote." --- Is that the sort of unskewed poll we can expect from OANN?

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I really think that CNN missed a golden opportunity to issue a classic nopology ---

"We are sorry if our story on the polls offended anyone. That truly was not our intention."

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"Would OANN lie to you?"

Yes, they would.

And don't call me "Shirley".

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They conduct a poll of Florida only, got a little over 50% for Biden, a little under 50% for Trump, and rounded it off to a tie. This was released on YouTube but quickly pulled when it was pointed out this wasn't really great for Trump to be running not-quite-even in a state he cannot afford to lose (although it is not must-win for Biden). Somebody preserved it before it vanished:https://www.alternet.org/20...

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They didn't bother suing.

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Filet of chicken neck.Coming soon to KFC.

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With Donald Trump, your chances of getting paid at any point are about the same as your chances of finding a dancing chicken in your bathroom on any given day.

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"liable"?

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I will now open my bathroom door with more anticipation than ever before... in case.

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Or Batman.

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