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TundraGrifter's avatar

I did not remember that! Thank you!

"What happened, Honey, did you watch 'Annie Hall' too many times?"

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

WHAR SEX TAPE?

I mean, seriously. The guy's a giant narcissist and a privileged, entitled frat boy. There's tape. Oh, Lordy, we know there's tape.

Nicola Leslie's avatar

See that's my problem, I reached adulthood 20 years too late.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Maybe it had something to do with the sexually harassing practically single woman he met.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

To a Russian honeypot. I'm not even sure that counts.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Keep in mind that this isn't the Republican Senate Caucus all getting naked and freaky. Mitch isn't getting a hummer from Susan Collins while his wife fucks the brains out of Chuck Grassley.

It's a bunch of wrinkled old men on coke who hate women and a team of thousand dollar a night hookers who really earn their money that night.

One-no-trump's avatar

Is there another kind? Get the best or stay home, that's what I always say...sometimes.

DDB9000's avatar

You know it is NOT his first name - that is David - he intentionally chose to use his middle name - doesn't that tell you something?

DDB9000's avatar

I toss this at you since you are more of a regular than me...

I think Wonkette should point out on EVERY Madison Cawthorn story thatHIS REAL FIRST NAME IS DAVID,

so he CHOSE to be called Madison.

Carry on knowing that

DDB9000's avatar

They don't have them anymore - they only have regular forks...

DDB9000's avatar

They were women at a CHRISTIAN college - so of course they were ignored.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

he is so desperate to be the relevant plucky underdog that he has to make up shit about media coverage? how pathetic

GrannysKnitting's avatar

a person's physical status should not win them a free pass from being a bad person

GrannysKnitting's avatar

who knew? i mean, it was so unexpected no one could predict it!