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Caepan's avatar

Jesus even threw the moneychangers out of the temple. I mean, how's a pastor supposed to make bank like that?

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Tony Prost's avatar

It is a lyric in the "Messiah".

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Angry Hour's avatar

Jars seem to break themselves at my house. Just let gravity take its course.

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RugzYaBurnt's avatar

Uff-DA.

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GoodToGoFreeWilly's avatar

Total narcissist move:

1) Lie, act up and bullshit, but now face being called on it.2) Pretend you are 'hurt', tearless crying, faint only when you can be caught, act like you are 'not well' and voila: she must be pitied for her pitiful state, which is not her fault.

Result: Can't bring up shameful behavior, or risk doing more damage to this suffering victim.

Notice how her whole 'I'm not showered or wearing makeup but still pretty' is performative, because we can see she has makeup on.

This act might go over with the speaking-in-tongues crowd, but she has to do better if she wants to transition her career into already crowded fundy churchy lucre business.

Kanye: Everybody stealing my ideas!

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Batty Cat's avatar

!!!!

Forgot about that song!

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

I actually like the Silver Rule better: Don't do to someone else that you wouldn't want them to do to you.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

So, if God tells Michele to piss off and lets Joe be President, what sort of theological message are we supposed to take away from that?

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

You guys need to smash that 'norm' and take back your government

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

That corndog-on-a-stick pic is a cry for help.

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

When I was back there in seminary schoolThere was a person thereWho put forth the propositionThat you can petition the Lord with prayerPetition the lord with prayerPetition the lord with prayerYOU CANNOT PETITION THE LORD WITH PRAYER!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Ask Mary about it. She knows it, if you catch my drift.

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Gregg Evans's avatar

The Porn was a pleasant surprise though!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I don't get the Buckaroo Banzai thing. It's so stupid and poorly done that I can't imagine MST3K could do anything with it.

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Gregg Evans's avatar

Gee, Zeb, I wonder why?She's not unattractive on a non-celebrity over 50 grading curve, but who is drunk or high enough to climb on that E-Ticket of Crazy? It'd be a helluva ride but you'd almost certainly not survive it.

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