Don't forget to dust your linen closet, re-line your pantry shelves, get all those small spoons out from under the tablespoons in the flatware thingy, wind up that hose in the back, straighten the toilet rug in the guest bath, organize the old paint cans in the garage, vacuum out all those dust bunnies in the laundry room, and reorganize the medicine cabinet in the master bath. That all should give you plenty of time to figure out your strategy for ... wait, what was it you were gonna do?
Looks to me like he's sitting in a wheelchair.
And that flatbrim cap look is pretty much the worst ever - except he's not wearing it backwards, which would be the worst look ever.
Thank you for my first embarrass-myself-cackling-out-loud-at-unseemly-length experience of the morning!
Rumspringa gone bad.
*gasp* Abraham Lincoln didn't slay vampires; he IS a vampire! It's like everything I ever knew about history was WRONG!
<i>the ghost of Abraham Lincoln?</i>
Nah. Just complete lack of personal hygene.
Worst The Town remake ever.
Don&#039;t forget to dust your linen closet, re-line your pantry shelves, get all those small spoons out from under the tablespoons in the flatware thingy, wind up that hose in the back, straighten the toilet rug in the guest bath, organize the old paint cans in the garage, vacuum out all those dust bunnies in the laundry room, and reorganize the medicine cabinet in the master bath. That all should give you plenty of time to figure out your strategy for ... wait, what was it you were gonna do?
President Lincoln was shot because he wore a stovepipe hat.
He doesn&#039;t look anything like the guy on my $5 bills.