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SeeTrain65's avatar

Just what I was going for. I can just hear Bad Hair Hitler now:

"I have soft hands already! I don't need hand lotion! This is a witch hunt! Sad!"

FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

I will never forget the silhouette of those little ears.Like holding a real, live, teddy bear.

Good thing he surprised us with a koala to pet afterwards!

Zyxomma's avatar

Close, but not *quite* there yet: "I have SUCH soft hands! I use my wife Melania's caviar cream, and my huge hands are softer than buttah!"

mary5920's avatar

Mike Pompeo will use every pomade and lotion available to oil himself out of this investigation and maybe the CIA can find a safe place for him in Central America, working for United Fruit Company, when all is said and done.

ANNG14's avatar

Also, if you don't vote then there is nothing that you can rightfully complain about.Too many people think the country can run on autopilot. Hopefully, Trump and this disgrace of a Congress will open their eyes to the lie in that.

Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

maybe, like Comey, Pompeo did not want to be left alone with Tsarina Puss Grab and just inserted Trump's name whereever there was a state secret. hey, a gal can dream!

BadKitty904's avatar

Amen, amen, amen. The management of America cannot be left up to politicians. We the People must govern.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Pompeo ends in two vowels. That makes him double secret suspicious of being furrin, don't it?

Querolous's avatar

Not so virgin Russian oil.

BillEGoatSmirk's avatar

I grew up with a bunch of people with this last name. There was even a street in town with the same name. And it was pronounced 'pom-PEE-o'.No disrespect to any of them.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

The Trump Administration will need it's own Wing at Leavenworth.

phoenix00's avatar

Their hands are ALL dirty. Investigate the shit out of all of them and lock them all up. Enough already.

peteywheats's avatar

Trump may have already issued secret pardons for the whole gang.

Ducksworthy's avatar

Ah crap. Now I get a whiff of cow shit every time I see this bastard's picture.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Sure. Maybe. But then, Nixon got one too. And Obama technically pardoned Bush/Cheney. Scooter Libby was pardoned as well in the Plame investigation. Trump can't pardoned himself.