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Just what I was going for. I can just hear Bad Hair Hitler now:

"I have soft hands already! I don't need hand lotion! This is a witch hunt! Sad!"

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I will never forget the silhouette of those little ears.Like holding a real, live, teddy bear.

Good thing he surprised us with a koala to pet afterwards!

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Close, but not *quite* there yet: "I have SUCH soft hands! I use my wife Melania's caviar cream, and my huge hands are softer than buttah!"

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Mike Pompeo will use every pomade and lotion available to oil himself out of this investigation and maybe the CIA can find a safe place for him in Central America, working for United Fruit Company, when all is said and done.

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Also, if you don't vote then there is nothing that you can rightfully complain about.Too many people think the country can run on autopilot. Hopefully, Trump and this disgrace of a Congress will open their eyes to the lie in that.

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maybe, like Comey, Pompeo did not want to be left alone with Tsarina Puss Grab and just inserted Trump's name whereever there was a state secret. hey, a gal can dream!

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Amen, amen, amen. The management of America cannot be left up to politicians. We the People must govern.

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Pompeo ends in two vowels. That makes him double secret suspicious of being furrin, don't it?

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I bet Barron isn't.

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Not so virgin Russian oil.

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I grew up with a bunch of people with this last name. There was even a street in town with the same name. And it was pronounced 'pom-PEE-o'.No disrespect to any of them.

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The Trump Administration will need it's own Wing at Leavenworth.

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Their hands are ALL dirty. Investigate the shit out of all of them and lock them all up. Enough already.

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Trump may have already issued secret pardons for the whole gang.

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Ah crap. Now I get a whiff of cow shit every time I see this bastard's picture.

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Sure. Maybe. But then, Nixon got one too. And Obama technically pardoned Bush/Cheney. Scooter Libby was pardoned as well in the Plame investigation. Trump can't pardoned himself.

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