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Brian Bixby's avatar

Well, not if he's an old rich white guy, apparently. Garland has to look out for his future political and financial aspirations, if he embarrasses old rich white guys they won't contribute to his campaign fund or put him on any corporate boards.

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Brian Bixby's avatar

If Rump had been half as smart as his receptionist he would have just made copies and sent the originals back.

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Amy!'s avatar

Well, that, plus adding security mechanism slows reactions but makes disabling the system both trivial and lightning fast. Supposing that you have a potential morale problem and an attack scheduled, what're you gonna do when the drivers "can't find the goddamn keys!"?

And therefore, don't train them to expect to use an unlocking mechanism. You're training a lot of behaviors down to muscle, for fast and accurate reactions.

As for the bad guys, if they're getting close enough to steal your hardware, yer doin' it rong. Fix that.

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Darth Trad's avatar

You can just tell that it was the hardest day at work that fat fuck ever put in.

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Tessiee's avatar

TFG's cult followers don't want him to be innocent.They want him to be guilty, and get away with it.

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Tessiee's avatar

So Called Ruler Of These United Shtatesh

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Tessiee's avatar

"is not predicated on making chatters on a website immediately happy"

Far be it from me to argue with a small, cute cat, but I think the urgency is less about making the Wonkverse "immediately happy" than it is about time running out after November.

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Culinary Mercenary's avatar

If they don't get a court order to dig up Ivana and look for boxes there, my many years of watching Murder She Wrote have gone to waste.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

If she's got fifteen bucks in her prison commissary account, her net worth is higher than Trump's.

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mailman27's avatar

Ouch. (Fair, though!)

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mailman27's avatar

"Academi," yndeed. Go fuck yirselves.

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mailman27's avatar

I wasn't rummaging through stolen silverware, I was "organizing my collectibles!"

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

People are dumb!

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Next you're going to try to tell me that T-72's don't have Bose stereo systems.

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cambridgeknitter's avatar

Are there turtles to help with the climb?

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willi0000000's avatar

turtles don't get involved in that crap . . . they're too smart.

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