I’ve been fond of drinking Liquid Death’s; a customer at my store told me the manufacturers do Satanism and black magic on the products before they go out. I told her I already work in retail hell, so if that’s true than it’s fitting.
That has to be the nuttiest church service I have ever seen, and I have been to nonTrinitarian Pentecostal services held in prefab sheds that looked like pole barns! Also to 1973 Roman Catholic guitar masses visiting the cousins in Mt Propect that were like a cross between the Singing Nun and The Trouble With Angels. (My cousins only wish they could have a cool mother superior like Roz!) But that piano was …creepy! That Nave was …creepy! and soon to be Governor Masterson is beyond creepy! He is positively…(dare I say it) Satanic!
Guy, just stick to speaking in tongues and handling rattlesnakes, and for God’s sake (I never thought I’d say this) get some drums and a bass to make a decent rhythm section, and a couple of decent electric guitarists to make your religious music more heavy metal! This confessional cocktail hour monologue is a howling wrongo! Ask Hooper how dull it is to be trapped behind a bar, listening to someone do his Fifth Step while he is three sheets to the wind. It’s bad enough in AA listening to the same self-pity night after night after night from some woman who is drying out from 30 years of Xanax, Scotch, and cocaine. Governor Masterson, get help. Please. Keep coming to meetings, take the cotton out of your ears and stick it in your mouth, and pass when it is your turn to talk, because you ain’t got nothing to say that you know, just stuff you are repeating that other drunks said to you!
What the hell is the matter with Kansas? I think we all know now. God, I miss the days of Nancy Kassebaum and (i don’t believe I’m saying this) Bob Dole. Bob Dole at least made sense when Bob Dole talked about Bob Dole and why Bob Dole should be Senator. Kansas=a flatter, drier Florida.
See there's a reason why we call places like Kansas flyover country and it has nothing to do with witches...
Which reminds me of that lady (R) who put out the famous "I am not a witch, I'm just like you" ad. And then later go busted for using campaign funds to pay the mortgage on her condo. Good times!
Ty Masterson's yard signs have "Trump Endorsed" across the top. In a sane world that would be a hex. So we'll probably end up with a chip off the ol' Hegseth as our governor. We got eight wonderful years with Governor Laura Kelly because of Brownback backlash. Too many people forget that Hegseth lite was part of the problem.
A few weeks ago, the school board in Batavia, New York (a small city halfway between Buffalo and Rochester that has an inferiority complex about both of them) voted down a class trip to Boston because the itinerary included a tour of the witchywoo stuff in Salem. One board member said he didn't want tax dollars going to "what I would consider a Satanic witch museum.”
I offered to drive a Wiccan friend out to their next board meeting if she'd turn him into a newt.
I have two executed ancestors represented in that museum (2 sisters, and almost their 3rd sister as well), although I have not been to see it. The museum exists as a warning against all of the Dan Schmitts of Batavia that exist in the world.
A CONTEMPORARY WITCHFINDER FOR TIM KEY FANS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9nxO9iB4Uw
I’ve been fond of drinking Liquid Death’s; a customer at my store told me the manufacturers do Satanism and black magic on the products before they go out. I told her I already work in retail hell, so if that’s true than it’s fitting.
Witch, Please!
That has to be the nuttiest church service I have ever seen, and I have been to nonTrinitarian Pentecostal services held in prefab sheds that looked like pole barns! Also to 1973 Roman Catholic guitar masses visiting the cousins in Mt Propect that were like a cross between the Singing Nun and The Trouble With Angels. (My cousins only wish they could have a cool mother superior like Roz!) But that piano was …creepy! That Nave was …creepy! and soon to be Governor Masterson is beyond creepy! He is positively…(dare I say it) Satanic!
Guy, just stick to speaking in tongues and handling rattlesnakes, and for God’s sake (I never thought I’d say this) get some drums and a bass to make a decent rhythm section, and a couple of decent electric guitarists to make your religious music more heavy metal! This confessional cocktail hour monologue is a howling wrongo! Ask Hooper how dull it is to be trapped behind a bar, listening to someone do his Fifth Step while he is three sheets to the wind. It’s bad enough in AA listening to the same self-pity night after night after night from some woman who is drying out from 30 years of Xanax, Scotch, and cocaine. Governor Masterson, get help. Please. Keep coming to meetings, take the cotton out of your ears and stick it in your mouth, and pass when it is your turn to talk, because you ain’t got nothing to say that you know, just stuff you are repeating that other drunks said to you!
What the hell is the matter with Kansas? I think we all know now. God, I miss the days of Nancy Kassebaum and (i don’t believe I’m saying this) Bob Dole. Bob Dole at least made sense when Bob Dole talked about Bob Dole and why Bob Dole should be Senator. Kansas=a flatter, drier Florida.
Those little candy corn thingys are definitely demonic, and a lot of what you Yanks pass off as chocolate is very sketchy.
For the first time, I wanted to see that tik tok video but they want me to create an account. Well, that ain't happening!
And now the Christian right is getting trolled by middle school girls.
I have never been so here for anything ever in my life.
Girl power!!!!!
See there's a reason why we call places like Kansas flyover country and it has nothing to do with witches...
Which reminds me of that lady (R) who put out the famous "I am not a witch, I'm just like you" ad. And then later go busted for using campaign funds to pay the mortgage on her condo. Good times!
Gah! I had forgotten all about Christine O'Donnell!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGGAgljengs
The real question is...does she float?
"why are they always high priests?"
In Aleister Crowley's case, it was heroin and cocaine.
<rimshot>
You know, I wish Cindy Holscher would turn goobernotorial candidate Ty Masterson into a newt! The problem is, he'd just get better. Eventually.
Ty Masterson's yard signs have "Trump Endorsed" across the top. In a sane world that would be a hex. So we'll probably end up with a chip off the ol' Hegseth as our governor. We got eight wonderful years with Governor Laura Kelly because of Brownback backlash. Too many people forget that Hegseth lite was part of the problem.
Dear Evil Wiccans:
If you’re going to curse any candy, make it the black licorice. That shit is nasty and anyone who eats it deserves to be cursed.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
You are wrong! Licorice is the candy of the gods. Especially salted.
NOOoooooooooo😱🫨 I L♥️V licorice and how can I be one of the poll workers for my town if I'm cursed?
If you must curse licorice curse the stuff that isn't true licorice--especially the strawberry flavored crap. YUCK
Of they're cursing black licorice, are they really evil?
yes
I’ve always thought Good ‘n Plentys were demonic — that’s why I love them!
"I think he was talking about this Hamilton woman."
Or maybe That Hamilton Woman (1941)?
A few weeks ago, the school board in Batavia, New York (a small city halfway between Buffalo and Rochester that has an inferiority complex about both of them) voted down a class trip to Boston because the itinerary included a tour of the witchywoo stuff in Salem. One board member said he didn't want tax dollars going to "what I would consider a Satanic witch museum.”
I offered to drive a Wiccan friend out to their next board meeting if she'd turn him into a newt.
Little update on that news:
https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/salem-witch-museum-to-give-batavia
The background story, same source (Hemant Mehta is awesome):
https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-school-board-member-melts
I have two executed ancestors represented in that museum (2 sisters, and almost their 3rd sister as well), although I have not been to see it. The museum exists as a warning against all of the Dan Schmitts of Batavia that exist in the world.
Salem is beautiful in the fall. It only takes one stick up the ass to spoil a good time for everyone else.