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Wookie Monster's avatar

He'll try it anyway.

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Tiffany's mother.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

How do you say. . .octopus?

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ryp's avatar

Trump spent most of his life thinking he was some sort of Don Draper, a successful guy so irresistible to women that they would happily drop their panties the moment they were alone with him. He got enough positive feedback from gold diggers and star struck bimbos, that he saw the objections as reflecting a flaw on the part of the women and not his approach.

Now he's a gross old man who cant even get even get Hope Hicks to give him a handjob without cash up front (allegedly).

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I guess people can't believe that a 74 yr old man in an expensive suit could be a drug addict. Have any of you wonkers spent any time with drug addicts? Listen to the tapes Bob Woodward provided, he sounds so high. And they all say "he's high energy" and doesn't sleep more than a few hours . THese are all symptoms of speed use, including all the crazy ass things he says. What about the sniffing, come on people,he's got a dealer. I think he's telling his dealer to watch out, he wouldn't want to get busted for giving drugs to the peeresident. I am hoping the dealer slips in a chinese fentenyl benzo in the next package

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Trump has said he's groped women. He copped to it. He very clearly did not think there was anything wrong with doing that...

Well, he thinks there's nothing wrong with it if you're a celebrity. Like Donald Trump or Jeffrey Epstein.

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Rickyphoo's avatar

That's an insult to octopus.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I can think of a pun but I won't reveal it because it is too fucking vulgar even for me.

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Rickyphoo's avatar

At this point, I don't want to just see him lose the election, I want to see him crushed. I want to watch as his money, (if there really is any), is stripped away in court case after court case. I want to see Mellon divorce him, very publicilly and airing all the filthy laundry. I want to see him and his children, broke busted and out in the street at least until they are all thrown in prison for the rest of their unnatural lives. And failing that, watch as the Russian mob hounds him for the rest of his days.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

When my sister interviewed for her first post-college job, my mother went with her (and had a brick in her purse.)

As it turned out the boss was a perfectly nice guy who never got out of line but Mom was taking no chances.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

It's the Deutsche Bank collections department that's gonna clean out Drumpf when he's dragged out the of the White House. And Melanie was on the way out the door before he "won" the presidency.

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Always. He's always had terrible hair and eyebrows like feather dusters. He just oozes ickyness.

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Tiffany? Tiffany who?

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Twitter, though…

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Featuring the bass player from Yo, semite.

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