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BarackMyWorld's avatar

"This food is terrible and the portions are so tiny."

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Krauthammer is better suited for the comic section right next to Family Circus.

PubOption's avatar

Will the cuts keep aphids out of 24 states?

chascates's avatar

Psychiatrist, heal thyself.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>Obama is now “dead in the water” because he is a loser, for example sequester, immigration, terrorists, guns, etc."</i>

Wait...whut? When did all that happen?? Just how fucking long was I asleep???

malsperanza's avatar

"Instructed to inflict maximum pain" - who knew that Krauthammer has been earning a living writing dialogue for "24"? Or do Ag Dept bureaucrats all frequent leather bars these days?

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Krauthammer has been doing this for so long, I would imagine he now believes the nonsense he writes. I mean, they can't print it if it isn't true.

diogenez's avatar

Krauthammer's job title? Self-important Twat

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Just to clarify: If I wipe runny, smelly bullsh*t from my arsehole on fishwrap and submit, the Wash Post will both <i>print</i> it AND <i>pay</i> me $$$ for it?

Geez, maybe Fkhammer isn't such a dumbass after all.

Lot_49's avatar

If there's any element of the federal bureaucracy that can inflict pain upon the American public far and wide, it's the Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service.

And aquaculture--is that like synchronized swimming?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

My socks! I can't feel my socks!

(Three people will get that.)

bobbert's avatar

Hey, Barb. Do you have any kind of updated sked for when Editrix is planning to do ALBQ? It turns out that I may be in Vegas on the 15th of June, and I could stand to look at the Grand Canyon for a day or two if I had to vamp.

Eventually, I have to be in Heber City, UT by the 21st, for my ex-stepdaughter's wedding, but I'm hoping.