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Can't criticize Schumer for that comment here. Given how hard I find it to believe that Schumer actually means much of what he says, to me it's less of a case of taking Mitt seriously and more a case of taking advantage of the moment to try to shame Goobers into doing the right thing (although, jokes still on him, Goobers are incapable of shame, obviously).

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"Stay thirsty, my friends. You don't want your insides to short out."

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Is Mitt's processor speed measured in gigaflops or petaflops?

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He just can't believe that he didn't get something he wanted. Obviously that's never happened to him before. Mittens, honey, the American people picked the other guy. The blah one. Two years from now they're gonna pick whoever the one is with the (D), because your party fucked the dog on Obamacare. So if i were you, I'd find something new to want. Go buy an island and make yourself President of it. Go on, now. Just go. Go. GO.

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Even if he doesn't run in 2016 you know the guy won' t be able to keep his yap shut for five minutes about how HE would be conducting the GOP campaign. It'll be just like his trip to London all over again. I can't decide if that will make the elections more entertaining or horrific. My worser spirit really wants to see him get into a slap fight with Santorum. It's going to be such a stupendous trainwreck, how can one keep from watching?

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Ha, yeah, that too!

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Someone needs to run a Level-1 Diagnostic on the Mittster. His "Yes/No" module is malfunctioning again.

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In this time zone, we are firmly into Friday evening. Having already consumed several glasses of pink wine, I've had dizzying Mitt-spins for a few hours now, although the reading of this article has intensified my desire to spend some quality time praying to the porcelain god.

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<i>members of Congress to live on $174,000</i>

If Congressional pay* were tied to minimum wage, it would be raised every morning. ___________________________ * $83.65 per hour, assuming 40 hour work week.

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Egg did it, and nobody objected.

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For $450,000 a year, probably. In dividends on a special class of stock.

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Anybody know what % of the GOP "base" earns minimum wage? GOP jagoffs might be shooting themselves in the <strike>foot</strike> balls with this issue.

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