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Is not actually boning your assistant a thing?

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Although in his defense, he paid his male and female slaves the same...

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How much of this paranoia stems from the fact that Congressmen think they are famous and must be constantly wary of the paparazzi who must be watching them for a any sign of a slip up?

In reality, nine out of ten congressmen couldn't be picked out of a line up even by the people who voted for them. Look at all the trouble Aaron Schock had to go to just to get people to notice what a douchebag weirdo he was.

Get over yourselves Congressdudes!

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Golda Meir had it right. If men are doing the violence (in the specific case, multiple rapes), then men are the ones who should suffer restrictions in the name of "tradition" and "safety."

And after all, men are totally ruled by their emotions and their hormones.

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My boss, when I worked at a Waffle House in 1973?

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But they can be so cute!

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Strom Thurmond---I heard this 2nd hand, but I believed it instantly.No woman would get in an elevator alone with him.

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We are all bonobos in denial.

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We could try that for a while. Oh, say, 200 years.

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That's the part I don't get. On one hand they can't control themselves, but on the other hand they are more "rational" and "logical" so should run everything. Makes no sense at all!z

Oh, and since they are the ones that can't control themselves, women should be incarcerated so they won't be hurt by the men, not the men incarcerated so they won't hurt others. smh

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nuh uh! He gave one of them a "tip"

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Because we're consistently controlled by our dicks, whereas women are only sometimes controlled by their hormones? That makes men look predictable, which makes women look unpredictable and illogical by comparison? <shrug>

(No, I do not really think women are ever controlled by their hormones, more than I think men are ever really controlled by our dicks.)

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sorry to get all Old Testament on you but you will recall "Better to meet a lion robbed of her cubs than a fool in his folly." I do appreciate you taking one for the team.

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We could just take a page from the gop playbook on "How to run people's lives while complaining about Nanny state Democrats" and chemically castrate all of them.

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There's a thing called dad bod? Sign me up.

Oh, wait. Too late.

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Shit, we're men, we can be worst in a field of one.

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